the buttness monster

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

It completely blows my mind we still have oil painters. It feels like the height of luxury to have the joys of impressionism, modern art movements, and then people doing this the same as they ever were, making paintings that could be taken out of an art history textbook if you forget for a moment that mason jars might not have looked exactly like that

it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them

it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964

It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console

It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time

It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.

it was called ninteno 64 because you can install up to 64 games into it

it was called ninteno 64 because it took 64 people to hold the controller

it was called ninteno 64 because it was to honor the 64 employees that died making it

it was called ninteno 64 because you could only play it from the hours of 6am-4pm

It was called Nintendo 64 because you could only play it for​ 64 hours before it self-destructed.

It was called Nintendo 64 because it’s 64 calories

It was called Nintendo 64 because it weighed in at 64 metric tons

It was called Nintendo 64 because it was 64 pages long

it’s called the nintendo 64 because you turn 64 degrees and walk away

It’s called the nintendo 64 because Miyamoto is 64 years old

This is like the most ridiculous multiple choice test ever