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I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

The pernicious bug that guides the dart-ball.

The bug is inside of the dart, guiding it like a bird in flight. You can whisper to the bug and befriend it so that it will fly true on its course to the center of the board.

You have to find out what the bug likes. Maybe by whispering things like “purple?” Or “smelling?”

jojos sucks because none of the protag dudes ever summons his stand for the first time and is like hhey avdol why is mine a girl

The pernicious bug that guides the dart-ball.

The bug is inside of the dart, guiding it like a bird in flight. You can whisper to the bug and befriend it so that it will fly true on its course to the center of the board.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.