I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.


bliss lane

ellievsbear
todays bird
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
𓃗
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

Kiana Khansmith
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

PR's Tumblrdome

roma★
Sweet Seals For You, Always
The Stonewall Inn
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from Vietnam

seen from Bangladesh

seen from Italy

seen from South Korea
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Algeria

seen from Finland
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bosnia & Herzegovina
seen from United States

seen from Vietnam
seen from Türkiye

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@thebowltender
I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
work like a red onion
play like a white onion
fuck like a green onion
we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
as the target audience of sandwiches,
THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda
I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?
Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting
Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
Hit "view post" and lost it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband
I wish I had this hat
i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody
I am beautiful, strong, and capable

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
technocat doodle