Are You Certain About That

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

-Age regresses masculinely and dominantly by dressing like a 14 year old boy with mass shooter fantasies, wearing these shitty skull and dragon necklaces as well, living in my filthy childhood bedroom, hating my mother, not having sex, listening to the worst metal slash hip hop slop ever, playing video games and drinking cheap vodka (don't have a job, skipping uni) (carded every time when buying) all day, chess sometimes as well (delusions of being a grandmaster), not washing my face ever, doing chores like i have never seen a washing machine/stove/store before, harassing women and looking at extremist content online, etc-