The rocknroll dwarve

favorite thing about star wars is that luke is just a grown ass man by the time of the second movie, like he's a commander and the guy who blew up the death star and the last jedi and everything. and still vader tells the emperor, "he's just a boy." at luke's age anakin was a general and responsible for a massive amount of the war effort, a jedi knight, training a padawan and also married, there's no reason for vader to say, "he's just a boy," other than that's HIS boy. vader's just fuckin like

For whatever reason my brain said ‘fuck it, the First Order as rodents’ so here’s that