the itty bitty kitty cat emporium!!

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

(after mistakenly and shamelessly confessing to a crime during police interrogation) but that’s what i would say if it was opposite day today

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything