ROM-ZOM

if u think about it copacabana was like the pumped up kicks of 1978

kinda :| because my boss brought his kids in today & they sorta hung out with me mostly & when thir mum came to get them they handed her a letter id written at their behest that said ‘Fartina McFarty has a Mansion Butt’

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

let whomever amongst us has not thought about john lennon and fingering in SOME iteration cast the first stone

bringing it back again

baja blast restores the senses

i'm so dead we love to imagine when benson and randy settle down after being on the run benson finds a job as a mechanic or some shit where he can wear a tank top and i think dats sexy even if we are never even shown in canon that he knows jack shit abt cars but i think him as a hot dog vendor is funny as fuuuckkkk and really good cause he can be his own boss and if someone gives him attitude about his hotdogs he can go home and tell randy that he didn't even kill anyone at work today because he has no coworkers and randy can say oh that's nice benson :^)

BBB actually stands for Benson, Beautiful Butch