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finding out a coworker is a prolific ao3 author is like if God is real and he loves You

a fly just hit me on the knee and i got so mad i killed everyone in the low impact sustainable grocery store

shows up nude to sex and gets a little petulant that we’re wearing the same thing

*pathetic meandering jog across road**thinking: Hit me with your Fucking Electric car I dare you Goddamnit I swear to God look me in my red little face I dareyou*

my girlfriends birthday is a few days after mine which is devastating because i have such little time to sexualise our brief age gap

webseries matt takes off his hat and he looks like a sweetcherub and viceland matt takes off his hat and looks like a young divorcee. so compelling