trick ass bitch

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

I’m so obsessed with this

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

This is like a D&D encounter that wasn’t supposed to be hard, just spray water at the fire, but nobody could roll above a 5. 

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

ominous……

What I found out from multiple artists who follow me due to the content of this submission - furries pay well and even tip artists.

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

Nothing can prepare you for the day your Math teacher announces that whoever can send him the funniest meme based on his class will get extra credit for the final grade.

Shoutout to the kid who wanted one of the Kratt brothers to be his dad and nearly destroyed his parents marriage 💀