The Bakestrain Has Left

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” 

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

You’re doing soooo much for someone that doesn’t do shit for you….why? 

I’m a dumb ass bitch, next question

i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass who’d rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized… or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys

this is so important.