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Every time an ongoing media property finally reveals a heavily telegraphed plot development that people complain "came out of nowhere" it makes me think even more that maybe Knights Of The Old Republic 1 was the greatest to ever do it when they followed the Big Twist up immediately with a soft tinted supercut of flashbacks to all the lines and scenes that foreshadowed it throughout the entire game. Do that. Beat your audience over the head with their own media illiteracy. Please, we need it.

When the worm king comes, will your dirt be ready? pay me 20,000 dollars and I'll help you prepare for the wormining

but we already have a couple of empires of dirt that we got through fully legal means, surely that’s enough prep.

That's a great first step! Now you need to take some of that dirt and sell it to friends and family, try to avoid terms like MLM, Cult, or The Dark Worm God Who Will Consume All when giving the pitch

ok but what if, instead, they get all of it *if* they can best us in a test of true skill. a single game of Optimal Monopoly.

That's also acceptable, so long as the dirt is present on the game board in some capacity. We actually encourage socializing your dirt so if kills two birds with one stone, another thing we highly recommend doing

When the worm king comes, will your dirt be ready? pay me 20,000 dollars and I'll help you prepare for the wormining

but we already have a couple of empires of dirt that we got through fully legal means, surely that’s enough prep.

That's a great first step! Now you need to take some of that dirt and sell it to friends and family, try to avoid terms like MLM, Cult, or The Dark Worm God Who Will Consume All when giving the pitch

ok but what if, instead, they get all of it *if* they can best us in a test of true skill. a single game of Optimal Monopoly.

Attending to trusts and wills and succession planning and powers of attorney and such with the utmost care, but with the specific aim of making my eventual death as stressful and inconvenient as possible for the greatest possible number of people.

When the worm king comes, will your dirt be ready? pay me 20,000 dollars and I'll help you prepare for the wormining

but we already have a couple of empires of dirt that we got through fully legal means, surely that’s enough prep.