Artist & Pizza Girl

“Thus were the four houses of Ilvermorny created, and while the four originators did not yet know it, much of their own characters leaked into the houses they had so light-heartedly named.”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

1-5: be completely baffled by  6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

–we’re in an improv troupe and yES making me confess my feelings in front of everyone is definitely an abuse of “yes and” you asshat AU

–ive heard u warming up in the studio next door every day for the last year and im starting to think you’re making it sound extra sexual just to fuck with me AU

–you’re the fight choreographer and im really bad with swords can you give me extra help, yeah meeting this weekend to rehearse sounds great, oh sorry im holding it wrong can you position me also ive been certified in stage combat for years but you don’t need to know that AU

–what happens in summer stock stays in summer stock AU

–we’re in romeo and juliet and you’re one of the lovers, i know im only playing “third montague” but wanna run through the balcony scene anyway? AU

–if you don’t stop flirting with me during sound check i swear to god I’ll cut your mic AU

–im your director and it’s your job to follow my Vision even if you think it’s stupid now stop arguing with me oh my god the other actors are staging a mutiny I KNOW you’re responsible AU

–we read together during auditions and we really hit it off except you got cast and i didn’t, guess i better join the run crew AU

–i work wardrobe and ever since dress rehearsals started you’ve been coming to me complaining about something or another not fitting right and asking to be remeasured but im starting to think you have other motives AU

–this production of hamlet is going horribly wrong AU

–we’re in the seagull and i? guess it’s romantic that u brought me this dead bird?? neither of us is playing nina or konstantin i dont??? AU

–you take “the method” way too seriously AU

–im pretty sure you know i have a crush on you because you keep making ‘sexy’ faces at me from the wings while im onstage and it’s really unprofessional ive gone up on my lines twice already why do i even like you AU

–actor/tech director

–actor/prop master

“If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved you, and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.” - Charlotte Bronte

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