The Aromantic Cactus

why do the cycles perpetuate so effectively. being lonely shouldnt make it harder for you to socialise and connect with others. in a world that made any sort of sense anyway

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side