Cat Scratch Fever

The immortals are getting bold.

One of those is… Weird Al…

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

I can help. Try & describe it.

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

…. a worm ?

OH, WORM??

*upset alpaca sounds*

PROTECT HIM

This fuzzy kazoo is very concerned. :(

“i can’t go downstairs, there are people there” sounds like a completely logical statement until you try to explain it to someone who doesn’t have any kind of anxiety

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

@aetherochemistry