Holy Shit I'mTrash!

He makin biscuits

he is biscuits

For the witch on the go

Now THIS is my aesthetic

god the two most dangerous kinds of footware combined into one

If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images

I went to check and now it is third 

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

The goth kids hold the line.

Look at this beautiful angel

If your family doesn’t accept your sexuality or gender identity, I am now your family and I love you.

Spirited Away & rain

I wish butch lesbians would hide in my toaster and reveal themselves at suitably dramatic moments.

if this doesnt fucking spell gay for you i dont know what will

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying” “eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer” “…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.” “yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”

Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing

i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Reblogged for truth.

❤️❤️❤️

I fucking love this floppy dude.