Drop

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

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I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

i like sending pukicho horrible messages as often as i can. its healing

Please stop ?

You’ve laughed and said “It would probably take a Girl smacking me with a poster saying ‘I like You’ for me to get the hint.” The next day, your best friend walks up to you and hits you on the head with a poster board that says ‘I like you’

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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