ever forward🇵🇸

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

cats will go ¿ prroo ? as if they are little pigeons. do they even know theyre a different kind of animal...

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

your cat was an honor to see in the window

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

SICK OF THESE GAY PEOPLE!

Nvm… Prode

got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

I DIDNT CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING AD TUMBLR!!!!! tbh this app is becoming so unusable