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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

fuck personality tests tell me what do u prefer? paperbacks? hardcovers? e-books? or audio books?

That's because Twitter is full of liars, I'm the actual Tesseract though

how the fuck am i supposed to ponder the orb when i'm a blog about squares

You can always ponder me, the tesseract

I’ll never be woman singing about love and galaxies in a 90′s house track, why am I even here

There's a woman singing about love and galaxies in a 90's house track? Where?

That little acting choice of letting the all american soft accent fade a bit at "I had a brother. His name was Pietro"

Personal attack

can’t believe old!steve is going to be in the fatws series. haven’t we suffered enough ?

I can't believe they fucking murdered my boy

I decide what melts and what doesn’t. The Fonzie lunchbox was too nice to destroy

How do you feel about Snoopy lunchboxes?

Those are also exempt from being melted

Who is this directed at

I decide what melts and what doesn't. The Fonzie lunchbox was too nice to destroy

I… I don’t know what that means. Also, who do you think you are, creature who is obviously not the real Loki?

It means he wants to fight you. Do it!

He wants to fight me? That won’t go anywhere. Either I will obliterate him or, if he really is who he says he is, we will go on for ever and the fight will never end.

I would love to stick around and find out