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preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like
EDIT: About a billion people asked me where they can buy the soundtrack to this. I love you guys + I'm so glad you like my silly music. Working on a bandcamp ep with bonus stuff ASAP
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SQL injection via car.
Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.
lol
I am lost. programmer memes are next level
TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.
omfg literally lmfao
Direct action
love 2 do direct action that encourages people to run red lights
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
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i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one
Me: *Calls mom* Where are you? Mom: Bathroom 47
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs
she wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it a sheep
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
I’m home alone with the tv repair man
Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
porn or murder
Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves
This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun.
Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12
Well you’re not wrong
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so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*
starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
Thank
once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
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i am the biggest dick lover of them all
not so fast
If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
The Purge: Season’s Greetings.
