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TW: yandere themes, size difference, toxic relationships, power imbalance, obsessive themes and behavior

Enjoy the concept/headcannons

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Orion Pax and D-16 are a simple duo, frustratingly so in D-16’s mind.

Orion is the troublemaker and D-16 is the rule follower, the one that shields Orion from his reckless mistakes, D-16 is the one to keep Orion in line and Orion just cooks up another scheme, aspirations of being something more than cog less miners-….and well maybe sneaking into the archives to see the glimpses of the past, the world with the Primes, Matrix of Leadership, legends!

I imagine this is very easy, a concept as old as time, little ol’ you crash landed onto the seemingly empty planet of Cybertron.

(their family and friends are at both sides of them, but I would never end this draw if I start drawing all of them xD)

empress / emperor - rules over an empire, composed of several kingdoms or countries. highest rank

king / queen - rules over a kingdom. could be a part of an empire, but still quite powerful

duchess / duke - rule over a duchy (a part of a kingdom, ex. a province or large territory). second only to the literal king and queen

marquis / marchioness - support dukes and duchesses, don't usually own territory

countess / count/earl - rule over cities. have their own castles. pretty cool guys

viscount / viscountess - rule over smaller lands, like towns or villages. they can also be the children of counts/earls and countesses

baron / baroness - the 'servants' of nobility. usually only people who have their own land + a noble rank.

⚜️.

princess / prince - the descendants of royalty

knight / dame - usually military folk with titles (addressed as "sir")

Draken and Inupi taking a break on their work day at the bike shop💦

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

Eldest brother core lol

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ᡣ𐭩 ft: manjiro sano (mikey), ken ryuguji (draken), sanzu haruchiyo, chifuyu matsuno, baji keisuke

ᡣ𐭩 notes: did this for the bllk boys so i obviously had to do it for the TR boys too 🤪💕 ahhh mikey makes me soft in ways that feel illegal. draken makes me want to cook for him and feel safe in his arms. chifuyu is literally already your boyfriend, just kiss him already. sanzu is an unhinged menace and i am fully in love. and baji???? ohhh he would fight your ex and hold your hand at 3am while pretending he’s not blushing 😩

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✧ MANJIRO SANO ✧ — “THE GOLDEN BOY WHO ACCIDENTALLY FALLS FOR YOU”

he’s the one everyone expects to be untouchable — he’s the golden boy, after all. but then there’s you, and something in him softens. he doesn’t confess. he just starts showing up. he’ll wait for you outside school on his CB250T, saves the extra dorayaki just for you, sits beside you during sunsets in quiet, comfortable silence. everyone’s shocked — “mikey? with someone???” he falls first, wayyyy harder than he admits. he’ll not say “i love you” (at least not yet) but he’ll mutter “don’t leave me” like it’s second nature.

✧ KEN RYUGUJI ✧ — “THE GRUMPY PROTECTOR WHO’S SOFT ONLY FOR YOU”

he’s tall, scary & unbothered — well that’s what everyone thinks… until he’s patching up your scraped knee and asks “you okay?”. acts like he doesn’t care but he’s literally the first to notice when you’re not feeling well. he’s the type to lift you with one arm and then goes “tch. don’t get used to it.” absolutely ruins anyone who tries to hurt you emotionally or physically & will probably never say “i love you” directly, but will say “you’re mine,” like it’s a fact carved into stone.

✧ SANZU HARUCHIYO ✧ — “THE UNHINGED LOVERBOY WHO WOULD BURN THE WORLD FOR YOU”

oh you already know that he’s wayyyy more unhinged than the rest. everyone tells you to stay away from him. he’s dangerous, violent & unpredictable. and he is — to everyone except you. when you’re around, he’s still chaotic but there’s a slight restraint. gets jealous at the thought of you smiling at someone else. “you’re the only thing keeping me from going completely off the rails.” he’s 100% the type who would say “i love you” in the middle of a murder confession. “i did it for you, baby. always for you.”

✧ CHIFUYU MATSUNO ✧ — “THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BESTFRIEND TURNED LOVER”

your best friend who’s been in love with you for YEARS. he knows your coffee order, remembers all your little quirks, and glares at anyone who flirts with you. he’ll deny he’s jealous with a quick, “i just don’t like his vibe.” he ends up confessing by accident while half-asleep whispering, “i wish you were mine.” he’s loyal to a fault & literally your ride or die. and when you finally get together??? he’s the most thoughtful boyfriend ever. he brings your favorite snacks, leaves handwritten notes on your locker, reminds you to eat, to rest, to take care of yourself — because he always has. even before you knew he was yours.

✧ BAJI KEISUKE ✧ — “THE GUARD DOG WHO BITES EVERYONE BUT YOU”

the untamed boy who learns gentleness through you. he turns into a blushing menace whenever you compliment him. “i’m not soft. now don’t look at me like that!” (he is.) but if someone even thinks about hurting you? he would burn down the city without a second thought. he secretly keeps band-aids in his pocket just for you. says it’s ‘for emergencies’ but you’ve never seen him use them on anyone else. acts like he’s not into romance, but the moment you cry??? he’s holding you tighter than anyone else ever could.

Mirage

01 + He would fall for someone who is soft and friendly, open to talking to him in a polite manner. Someone who carries themselves with grace and a reserved demeanor; dove-like. Mirage finds you incredibly charming, a flower waiting to be plucked. Something so soft, gentle, demure, and polite. Perfect like a cut gem. For display and ornamentation. Forgive him for still finding the ornamental so valuable, even when you’re fighting a war. He can’t let go of all his Towers-based mannerisms and preferences, no matter how long it’s been.

02 + Oh, he’s down bad. Fisting his spike with your pillow cover, splattering your picture with his transfluid, whispering sweet nothings to his fantasy of you. Mirage wants you desperately, but he’s never courted someone formally and feels a bit rusty when it comes to etiquette in these situations. Well, at least the ‘situation’ he’s made in his mind. Usually, Mirage is the one being chased. It’s odd for him to be on the other side. Almost makes him sympathize with all the mechs who have fallen all over him.

03 + Mirage wants to make love to you, sensual and slow, but a part of him, a terribly uncouth and beastly mech hiding in his spark, wants to hold you down on his spike until you’re crying and sobbing for him to let you cum. As much as he wants to treat you like a beautiful piece of art, to place gentle kisses over every inch of you in slavish devotion, he also wants to use all your holes like you only exist to please his spike. He wants you kissing and lapping at his valve for hours until your body aches and all you can think of is him.

04 + Mirage’s love is ownership; possession that he expects you to accept with civility and humble gratitude. he still hasn’t shaken off the way his worldview was shaped by living in the towers. despite wanting to be close to his fellow mech no matter what caste they come from, part of mirage is always looking down his nose at certain behavior. it makes him hard to get along with if you’re from a different class, but even harder if he is in love with you. he’s not a bad mech but he’s still terribly classist. A fact he may never fully get over.

05 + He doesn’t like to stoop so low as to threaten you or those that wish to be with you, but there are some circumstances where his outlier ability comes in handy. No, he wouldn’t outright tarnish his reputation, but he will make their life hell for sabotaging his advances or getting in the way. Likewise, if you reject his advances. You should know better than to tell him no.

06 + You should well learn that when you are with him, your everything is his. Your soul, your body, your mind. All of it is to be claimed; to be conquered. As he will be fully committed to you, fully devoted, he expects the same of you. Claw at his chassis and mark him up if you must, Mirage doesn’t really appreciate it as much as other mechs might, but he is yours as you are his. He wouldn’t think of denying you any of your whims.

07 + Voted one of the most likely to get violent with you if you try to leave. The only ones more likely to direct their anger at you are Sunstreak and Sideswipe.

Tracks

01 + Despite how beautiful he is, Tracks isn’t very used to friendliness. Sure, there are plenty of friendly Autobots that are easy to get along with, but most of his comrades are also terribly put off by his arrogance. In a way it wounds him, but Tracks is also too stubborn to change. Why is it that he should change? Your repeated attempts at being not just an ally but a friend win over his spark. How unfortunate for you. This must be love.

02 + Awfully jealous, maybe more so than Sunstreaker (although that’s hard to manage). Tracks, even as a friend, wants your attention on him and him alone. He can’t decide if his feelings teeter on platonic or romantic, but he does know that he can’t stand to have your eyes on other mechs. Is his paint not shiny? Is his frame not pleasing? Is his wit not sharp? Especially don’t turn and give your attention to someone else right in front of him. He’s likely to get so huffy and make some sort of rash decision. He’s petulant and petty like a scorned teen girl who only wants her friend to herself, so he WILL hurt you badly and never fully apologize for it.

03 + He’s trying to engrain himself into your life as much as possible. He’s learning the intricacies of your hobbies and your closest relationships. After all, you will want to share everything when the two of you sparkbond. Tracks will, of course, share what he’s passionate about, too. And don’t think you’re going to get away with not listening. He will be more than irate if you brush off his attempts to bond.

04 + Throws a fit when you two aren’t on the same team or assigned the same mission. ‘Fit’ might not be the right word for it, but he’s dragging his pedes and being snide with his team partner the entire time because they’re not you. Prowl just assigns you two to the same missions from now on, because it’s the easiest way to make Tracks comply with orders.

05 + When he’s finally inside you, Tracks is nothing but a slave to his own impulses. Can’t stop himself from thrusting into you and overloading as fast as possible. He’ll handle your own pleasure later, but right now he NEEDS to finish inside you and he can’t control his frame. Unconsciously clingy. His arms are tight around you, to the point you can’t even properly move your own arms, desperate to keep you pressed to his chassis.

06 + He’s never done something so undignified as sob, but Tracks wails if you reject him. On his knees, holding you down in his arms with all he has. This isn’t fair! You could love him. You could learn to love him. You could be happy with him. Don’t push him away. It’s not fair. If you’re still intent on rejecting him, Tracks becomes your worst enemy. He’s not a soldier for no reason. Tracks can be quite dangerous when he wants to be. Sometimes there’s things more important than appearance or reputation, and having you is something he’s willing to throw all dignity away for. Whether he has to get his servos dirty to get rid of competition, or if he has to scare you into compliance, Tracks will throw himself in helm first. He’s the type to think with passion first, unfortunately.

Hound

01 + Like Optimus, he’s smitten the first time he meets you. The world slows, birdsong is sweeter, the scent of spilled energon and metal melts away. You’re all he can focus on. All he wants to think about. He’s bashful about his feelings at first, but anyone could see how helm-over-wheels he is for you. Unfortunately for you, Hound has a LOT of close friends, too, so they’re always trying to play wingmech for him.

02 + He’s sniffing cloths you’ve touched, relishing the warmth you leave behind after leaning against a wall, licking the rim of your used cups. The little bits of you left behind in the world, fleeting and faint and underappreciated. Hound is the type to fall faster than he knows how to deal with, because even when he runs into information contrary to his perfect image of you he remakes it to be more beautiful. The scrunch of your brow is softened yet righteous, the snap of your words when you retaliate against your comrades is just, the cruelty you show to downed Decepticons is the mercy of an angel sent by Primus. You can do no wrong.

03 + He has endless fantasies about the places on Earth the two of you can explore, alone. Hound has found deep caverns and flower-filled valleys, places even few humans know about, and he dreams of laying you down in them and making sweet love to you for hours there. Because that’s what it would be. No sweaty, ferocious sex but sweet, sweet intimate love. The kind that would make even old-timers like Kup blush from the vulnerability. He’d bare his spark to you in a second if you asked. He can never decide where it should happen first, what beautiful place he will take you to consummate your relationship, but he’s sure he’ll figure it out before the moment happens.

04 + It’s hard to escape his goo goo eyes or the snickering that the other Autobots let out when they see Hound in the same room as you. Try as you might to shut down any of the jokes or the teasing, no one takes your protests seriously and just roll their optics. ‘You’ll come around eventually,’ Ratchet speaks sagely and offhandedly, not fully addressing you, as if you’re just guarded and love will break you open. It’s infuriating and frightening to see everyone treating this as an inevitability. No matter how much you avoid Hound, if you shut him down directly and to his face other mechs are shaking their heads and giving you disappointed glances. No need to be so hard on the guy… He really does love you, ya know?

05 + Hound gives you way too intimate gifts to show that he knows you and listens to you. Things no one else should know about you. Things from little notes you made in your journal or diary that were mere reminders to yourself. Soon you can’t even go out without feeling like someone is watching and listening; that someone is tracking you. Maybe you see that distinct green out of the corner of your vision or you find what you think may be a bug on your person. You can’t be sure and you can’t ask any questions. The others already think you’re acting erratic for rejecting Hound so firmly. But there’s no safe place anymore. Nowhere is too out of reach for him to find you. Nowhere is too private for him to intrude.

06 + Maybe he finally wears you down or you attempt to show him that you’re not a good partner. Perhaps you have it all concocted that he will reject you if you show him your most unfiltered self. But Hound has never been more sure of anything in his life, never been more willing to accept anyone else completely as they are. Well, at least how he perceives them to be. Nothing is too disgusting or off-putting that he can’t spin it into a beautiful display of vulnerability. He’s willing to totally rewrite his perception of the universe around him so long as you, perfect, beautiful you, are at the center of it.

Grimlock

01 + Definitely not the type to easily fall in love, but he likely starts out feeling fondness for you because you treat him like any other mech. That’s not to say he wants to be treated like an equal, far from it, but he doesn’t want to be talked down to like a stupid beast. You treat him with dignity and respect. Something he deserves in heaps. This is especially important in front of the other Dinobots, to show them the type of respect he commands even among bipedal mechs.

02 + Just remember he doesn’t want to be treated like an equal. That’s most important. Grimlock is above you in all things. Really he feels he’s above all mechs, a king, and you are also above those lower mechs. But never forget you are beneath him in the hierarchy. This means you shouldn’t be talking to other mechs without explicit permission. It infuriates him that you don’t seem to understand this and even rebel against it. But you’ll learn. He knows you’re smart. So learn to kneel already.

03 + You could call what he does courting, but it doesn’t really encapsulate the situation well. He’s already decided you’re his consort, the queen to his king, so he’s not so much asking for permission to take you as his as much as he is seducing his queen. In Grimlock’s mind, it’s a done deal. All the gifts and the war trophies and making sure you eat more energon than your ration limit should allow is just the type of thing a king does for his consort. Should you reject these shows of favor, Grimlock isn’t above menacing you. He’ll growl and grumble and look ready to bite your head off until you relent.

04 + Absolutely no problem injuring and maiming those that stand between you, be it friend or foe. Optimus could place a too-friendly servo on your back and Grimlock is swinging on him. Everyone, even your friends, learn to give you a wide berth. It’s not a calculated act of isolating you, but Grimlock doesn’t mind if you are. You’ll have no one but him and, maybe, his Dinobots for company. Provided they don’t start getting any ideas.

05 + It’s not his first choice but he also has no problem hurting you if he must. A dislocated shoulder, a too-tight grip on your waist, even a very public mauling of your neck and shoulder. Beasts have no need for modesty and he’ll show you what happens if you keep resisting his rightful claim. Grimlock can handle a challenge, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he likes it. Keep fighting, insisting you’re not his queen, putting up the struggle of a mech trying to earn their freedom, and Grimlock will rip your arms from their sockets next time. What need would you have for mobility if your mate is strong enough to take care of everything.

06 + He would prefer mating with you in his dinobot form, as it is probably the closest he feels to his ‘true’ self, but he’ll settle for bending you over and fucking you in his mech form. Sex is brutal and bestial, including more of the aforementioned mauling. He doesn’t heed any requests to stop or slow down, doesn’t listen to warnings that you could get knocked up, and certainly doesn’t care if he frags you to sobbing and crying. Grimlock feels he’s shown plenty of god-like restraint when it comes to you. He even waited until you two were alone in your habsuite!

Cliffjumper

01 + Fell for you after you smacked him in the back of the helm for getting into it with another Autobot. Boy, was he ready to pummel you right then and there! Only to be shown that you really had done it for his own good, as Optimus was not far, watching with stern optics. You just saved him from five days in the brig. Maybe… Maybe Cliffjumper likes a straight-forward, well-meaning mech. Maybe he could use someone looking out for him. He rubs the back of his helm, he’s still sour about it for a few days, but there’s something warm blooming in his chest when he thinks back on it.

02 + Make no mistake, Cliffjumper is still getting into fights with Autobots he thinks aren’t committed enough, but now, sometimes, he’s doing it because he knows you’re in the room. He’s hoping you come over and lay that firm servo on his helm again. Maybe this time you’ll let it linger. At first he questioned that maybe this was an elaborate ploy by the Decepticons to target him, but he can’t sense any deception from you. Which is strange for him. Even Bumblebee is subject to his analysis of ‘Decepticon-like’ behaviors, even when it comes to something like being a little too merciful. Cliffjumper is usually pretty good at reading bad intentions into everything he sees. When he looks at you, well, all he sees is a genuinely good person. A true Autobot if he’s ever seen one. And if you do turn out to be a Decepticon double agent, at least he’ll have a reason to give you a rough spiking without remorse.

03 + He’s not so good at any sort of seduction or courting. Cliffjumper is a mech who runs right at danger and doesn’t have time for tender feelings. To him, watching your six on the battlefield is the highest form of romance. He’s making a point to show you he’s got your back! You’ll never have to worry when he’ll put his frame between you and danger. He’s just not sure why this approach isn’t working. He takes to watching human romcoms and stalking couples in the park, but it does him no good. All of it is too mushy. Romance is dying a hero on the battlefield, locking lips with you one last time. Hopefully he’ll get his spike wet before that, though.

04 + Your first kiss is bloody and messy and definitely unplanned. In fact, you didn’t even agree to it. Cliffjumper sees your lip bleeding after a fierce fight and he can’t stop looking at it, optics locked on it. You look really good all fucked up and very-scathed from battle, the signs of a victory taken, stolen, with your own two servos. He yanks you to him and kisses you like he’ll devour you, glossa lapping like a dog to taste you on his lips. It’s hardly coordinated and definitely not as romantic for you as it is for him. For Cliffjumper, this signifies the start of your relationship. A swapping of energon, letting your very beings mingle. Whether you agree seems to not even cross his mind.

05 + In his mind, he’s really doing nothing wrong. This is how relationships are done. One day, two mechs barely know each other, and the next, they are together. Why does it need to be complicated? It’s rather simple to Cliffjumper. He can’t remember ever being so happy. Happy enough to leap out of berth in the morning. He really starts to get miffed, though, when you try to enforce boundaries. Cliffjumper doesn’t start snooping around in your things, getting irate with the mechs around you, following you around in secret, until you enforce boundaries. You’ve already swapped oral lubricant (and some of your blood), what could possibly be secret between you? He’s got your back and you… You must have his! To Cliffjumper, there is no real calculation behind it or step-by-step on where he’ll take it next. You forced him into this by making things difficult. He’s just playing it by ear.

you get one chance to flee as fast and as hard as you can, if you can evade him for the entire night cycle he’ll let you go, but if he catches you he fucks you right then and there, forcing you to spark bond with him

megatron was formed strong, ready for labor, but countless battles have also made him decisively quick and forged his will to be unbreakable and inescapable

you can be as quick a speedster as they come and megatron will hunt you down, he moves with sure force, tearing across rocky ground to hunt you down

Also 👏 actually physically fighting him when you realize you can't run anymore or escape him at that moment. Because it would only make him more into it. And I frankly think the better of a fight you put up/the more damage you manage to actually deal him the more sure Megatron is that you were meant to be his.

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