Finally having the sense of making a pinned post. For newcomers onto my blog and for those wondering about what the requirements for a request. (Plus a Masterlist)
Announcements or Voting:
Fandoms that I write for:
Reverse: 1999
Honkai: Star Rail
Mononoke (2007 series and the 2024, 2025 movies)
Vampire Hunter D
Transformers: TF:P, G1 (1984), and TFO
Small bits of Pokémon (Only for N, those other characters ain’t getting ANY-)
What I will do:
NSFW
AU requests
Oneshots
Yandere (platonic or romantic)
Minor x minor (ONLY IF PLATONIC OR SLIGHTLY ATTRACTED, Nsfw of minor characters are strictly prohibited)
Fluff
Headcannons
Drabbles
Slight gore
What I will NOT do:
Writing NSFW of minor characters (even if they are 18, makes me uncomfortable, at best the 18 year old characters get romantic Headcannons NO NSFW)
Writing disgusting kinks (Piss or scat kind of kinks)
Predatory relationships (Student x Teacher, college grad x old characters, etc.)
Essentially this, I will not write for any characters that SOUND, ACT, OR THINK like a CHILD, even if they are old age, I don’t like that, don’t mess with me about it.
Another note, please be patient and do not make a fuss if you’re request is rejected, rejected requests often stem from lack of understanding, the age of the characters (even if they are 18), or if I flat out just don’t want to do them.
The character’s age has to be at LEAST 20 years old.
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What if self aware transformers and vampire d characters end up in Vertin's suitcase. Will they share a darling?
HMMM an interesting proposition….
I would say, Vampire Hunter D is the most selfish surprise surprise- mostly since the bond with his darling is due to how he believes that they understand each other, even if he is aware or kinda delusional about keeping his darling close to him. But in a self aware sense, he could share since after all he can’t harm them or be rid of them.
The transformers- it depends on the continuity, comic or movie? Animated series or old continuity?
The transformers can share, Autobots more specifically, I imagine the Decepticons, at least a couple of them being selfish while some others might be a-okay in sharing, maybe if there were some terms.
Lol- I imagine the transformers just hop out of the pc only to see they are the size of figurines, and now the tables have turned since now they are the size that they had always carried, but somehow they are still strong asf, imagining that at one time a tiny Starscream almost blew up a shop in a mall while you were unaware that the Starscream charm on your bag is actually Starscream. That would be terrifying yet hilarious to think about.
I also imagine both transformers and vampire hunter d might have a good alliance with some of the characters within Vertin’s suitcase depending on the characters and their beliefs of course.
Despite the complications, I do imagine one thing, that being the creation of factions within them, well up either until someone shuts it down to make a united effort or they have their own little groups that share some particular interest with you.
Kinda wondering about that human pet AU with the cybertronians….
Transformers AU ramble (+New reader concept!)
I begin to wonder, like do cybertronians have fashion trends for human pets?
Like I could imagine a few Cybertronians finding it a sort of status symbol of having a “well groomed” human, like I mean in terms of a human’s hair length is indicative of health, or from what a few Cybertronians know about humans, and so it’s trendy for a cybertronian to have a human with long hair that is shiny and healthy.
I also imagine a workaround this trend for humans that don’t like long hair or they are incapable of long hair- or even whatever reason, and those are wedding veils! Or more basically veils with long trains.
I imagine a cybertronian having different colored veils for their humans to wear, whether it relates to the cybertronian’s rank or color palette, or even a cybertronian’s position can be easily determined by their human’s appearance.
I also like to imagine that some more knowledgeable Cybertrons, or any kind of cybertronian, basically do research in order to have proper hair care for their pet human, like how people might research how to care for a poodle or a Yorkshire terrier, kind of like show dogs or just going to a groomer that specializes in human hair care.
Idk, I think it’s more wholesome to think about how a lot of Cybertronians just care for their humans, I just wanna think about wholesome things of giant robots caring for their tiny human companions.
I also thought up a new isekai- Transformers: Prime, yet instead of Lucy! Reader, I was thinking of a Yuren! Reader.
And if you don’t know what a Yuren is, then prepare for a brief explanation:
So Yuren are creatures from Chinese mythology, Yuren means “feathered people” or “feathered person, Yuren are described to have smooth chests, a human head, bird legs and wing arms and from what I remember long tails- or I may confuse them with the miemeng birds-
And if you wonder why the confusion, it is because the concept of the Yuren came about to me by a game character that has a mix of Miemeng bird features and Yuren features: Getian from Reverse: 1999 (for the peeps who don’t know about the game or character- here’s a photo!)
Now I imagine an isekai- (ah yes how original of me-) of Reader basically being a winged humanoid and just a sitting duck since they don’t know how to properly work with their wings and talons until they get caught by some cybertronians.
I imagine characters that are mostly interested in a Yuren! Reader are Soundwave, Starscream, Ratchet, thundercracker, Skyfire, Bumblebee, Skywarp, mostly cybertronians that could either fly or are intrigued by humans etc.
I like to imagine Yuren! Reader basically trying to figure out how to fly and get around since they have bird legs that clutch onto everything that makes them trip or stay in place and the wings replacing their human arms is such a downgrade that they have to depend on someone feeding them.
I lowkey kinda seeing TF:P’s Soundwave mostly taking care of Yuren Reader, the tendrils at the end of his long pipe-like appendages make him excellent in preening Yuren! Reader’s wings and feathers.
I also like bird people and the concept of flying alongside some of the cybertronians almost like a falcon or a bird companion. I giggle at a rowdy Yuren! Reader flapping their wings and bobbing their heads to music like an actual bird. lol-
Starscream is a yandere not just out of a need to release his resentment of megatron along with anyone else that may have wronged or mocked him.
Basically from the entirety of the cartoon alone, he endured abuse from Megatron, which ends up with Starscream both fearing, resenting, and lashing out at others and acting like Megatron, which ends up with him being not exactly popular with the other Decepticons.
So when chances come about where he has to interact with a human, whether badly damaged enough to take refuge in a hidden place which is coincidentally enough near your home, or a wounded pride and just about desperate enough to hide away from Megatron, or he’s fed up with the Decepticons, not to point of joining the Autobots, more so on taking a “break” to mope over his failure.
I imagine more so Starscream wants something, someone he can go to really, with no one his size every accepting him, sure he has allies and he can order them around at the cost of being humiliated or stabbed in the back metaphorically. And in a moment of weakness, he went into the graces of his human! Darling.
At first he denies it, a snark there, an insult, all bark yet no bite, at least not yet.
But here I make the observation- or rather an overlooked fact of Starscream’s character, he was once a scientist turned warrior, in some scenes he’s actually pretty accomplished and does have some interesting points:
A core focus is Starscream being the Decepticons’ medic, or really he does the check ups and instruct the constructicons, they are more so the surgeons, meant for specifics than the bolder strokes of physical care, but Starscream also shows adequate attention to the internal care as well.
Not to even mention that he is also shown to be a mix of a chemist, engineer, astrologist, physicist, physician, ecologist, and researcher. So to put it simply, Starscream is accomplished/knowledgable, and he is also shown to not be fooled by simple manipulation, even when he is aware of what he is doing.
With the others, he’s more likely to shove Decepticons and Autobots alike, and get swiftly punished, but with his human! Darling, at first he considers them as an easily breakable object or a doll, but over time, fascination hits him when he finds himself slowly enamored by you.
Suddenly he isn’t the snarky Decepticon that thought less of you, he still does do that only it’s more observant, like catching a glimpse of the insides of a geode.
Starscream then begins to take part of your life, and he’s actually being considerate, well before he was just enough to not accidentally squish you, but then he actually lets you on his hand, and not in a way where someone might clutch a doll, but actually holding you in an open palm.
He actually begins to observe you from afar, mostly in his jet form, whether acting as one or hiding in the background whether out of everyone’s sight or blending in, if you are in a city then he will have some difficulty, but in a countryside? He’s having the time of his life coming and going as he pleased.
Whether or not he takes you from your home, it’s actually pretty difficult to say if he would take you, on one hand you are his sanctuary, on the other hand it would be difficult knowing that if he leave you alone, you would either take the chance to leave and disappear into the rest of your kind.
And so he does probably the most optimal option while he observes you and keep you close, he began to take note of your surroundings and environment, and as quickly as he could, he quite literally snatches a piece of your home, dunk you into the cockpit of his chassis and then takes back off to his chambers.
I would also assume that he would take residence within his private quarters of the Decepticon base or even take refuge in places where he had frequented, whether it is old bases that are now destroyed yet still functional.
At first, he makes it very clear that if you try to escape, he will make it difficult for you, whether restraining you to your fake environment, putting you in places where it is purposely improbable for you to escape easily or even at all, he may be overconfident, but really you can’t manipulate a manipulator who takes any or every chance to assume a dominant position.
So what could his human darling even do? Well your options is the waiting game, stroking his ego, or act desperate for connection, it stroke his ego a lot to be depended upon, yet he is paranoid, at best he’s holding you in his hand or the cockpit of his chassis, he won’t let you leave until either you proven trustworthy enough, and it’s kinda almost quick since he can quickly turn demanding whenever he believes he has the upper hand.
He may be smart but his perception is short lived, he’s almost drunk off of the power he has the moment he attains it.
And the moment you take the opportunity, one would suggest to hide back into the fray of your kind, don’t try to grab any technology that could be intercepted or track down, if anything I probably would assumed Starscream to put a tracker yet I don’t see him as the type unless you escaped the first time.
But back to being trapped with the Decepticon, Starscream greatly relishes the control he has over you, taking ever chance to control your actions, I think he would have his fantasies, whether if you are just a human ‘pet’ or his conjuxed, but something so intimate would never be shared but there would be signs.
Most notably, in the clothes he “attained” from your primitive shops, is mostly his color palette, better trust him to know what to wear, it could be something as simple as a red and white hoodie with blue pants or fine suits and outfits that looks so similar to his color scheme it doesn’t even seem to hide his connection.
I totally see him as the type to “gift” you some human puzzles that may entertain you but as soon as you finish the puzzle you just see that it is a damn image of an F-15 jet….
The same model that Starscream’s alt mode is.
Weirdly enough, I see him as actually being aware of human care, whether hair care, simple hygiene, even at times where he had broken into a medical facility just to snag a couple of medicines to pretty much care for you.
Most definitely because he doesn’t want to give you a reason to leave your fake home.
Though I also kinda see him as the kind of obsessive Decepticon to be weirdly interested in his human darling’s hair, he’s the kind of bot that would definitely pride himself on his human darling’s appearance, and mostly about him dressing his darling MAGNIFICENTLY-
Even though the color scheme is limited to his.
Overall, I would say Starscream is a yandere that may be predictable, he’s actually one of the more unpredictable Yanderes that just have the outer layer of being predictable.
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Natasha is the type of yandere that uses the intimacy of the moment to lull her darling even more into dependency.
With her medical knowledge and experience, Natasha is capable to figure out which parts her darling is sensitive to, whether they are sensitive in their hips, the neck, the waist or even the stomach.
And trust me….You don’t wanna know how long she observed you in order to find that knowledge out.
Natasha’s diplomacy is how she mostly connects with her Darling, I feel like she doesn’t necessarily uses physical or sexual stimulation unless she needs her darling to be in a state of dependency or really to subtly remind them of their place.
Whether it is needs or wants, Natasha is always there to give it out whichever way she wants and chooses.
Do you want cuddling and praises? Sure, Natasha is happy to allow it if her darling does as they are told and not stray from their boundaries. If they didn’t behave? Natasha doesn’t tell it, but you will know that you have done wrong if you don’t receive any praise or even a simple comforting hug.
Sure, Natasha doesn’t give you what you want, it’s a benefit of a doubt if she knows what she is doing, but she knows that you are aware of how she operates, so that leaves you with questions on why she recoiled when you tried to cuddle in the afterglow, did you do something? Did you make her disappointed?
Natasha only smiles quietly when she notices you out of the corner of her eye, looking confused and almost distraught, a learned behavior that you never notice.
Natasha is almost certainly abusing the sort of Pavlov’s dog effect whenever inflicting intimacy or sexual initiation. Whether your mind doesn’t want it or not, the moment she triggers a signal, you suddenly become desperate for her touch and attention in the hopes she reinstate her affections with you.
It’s so desperate that it is uncomfortable for you when the afterglow is over, you start to feel so conflicted and antsy, was this enough? Were you not doing your best? How can you get more?
More. More. More….
Then there are the added effect of drugs and aphrodisiacs, some to make you tired, more pliant and willing to lay with her and take her, others to slip into your drink or food, slow acting of course, and later on Natasha can further push the Pavlov effect to make as something as small as the vial of her choker to be your throat dry and your clothes somehow feeling tighter than usual.
It’s more impossible to confront her because of how random she can be, she is patient, she can exert herself to avoid any kind of suspicion, and if a confrontation occurs? She will give you a disappointed look, genuine hurt but doesn’t say anything, she is aware of how silence can make a person think more and more until somehow that even they couldn’t believe the accusation.
And then the pause, she will still continue to ask to do dinner, whether if it is drugged or not, who knows?
You eat dinner and you feel fine, you just feel paranoid.
I think that is the scariest part about Natasha, since she is a doctor and is practically intelligent because of her experience as a leader, she can and will utilize her resources and her talents, she can recognize when it is time and when she needs to be patient.
For most of the intimacy, it depends on whether or not her darling trusts her, or is suspicious of her, if her darling is “good” then prepare to be rewarded, intimacy is more closer and intertwined, Natasha kissing you and fondling you, her favorite part is seeing you lean into her when she gets to the more steamy moments.
When her Darling is “bad”, Natasha doesn’t change her style, though the tone is more closed off, it feels more like an obligation than anything, it’s more in line with serving her needs rather than your own, it isn’t on the part of your orgasm and even then she edges you, spreads your body apart, she may as well put you in a position where it is more humiliating while she denies your orgasm.
I pretty much see Natasha as strictly dominant, she isn’t a bottom, not because she strictly likes the control over you, it’s more about keeping you in line and keeping you closer to her, the added bonus is seeing you vulnerable and dependent.
And when you cry? That gets something in her mind activated and suddenly she is all compassionate and calm, she’s comforting you and in both scenarios, she initiates the hugging and tender kisses on your forehead.
Only that in the bad scenario, she most likely would either say ‘it’s almost over’ or a ‘this is why you must listen’, and the comfort feels sickening yet you cling onto it because it is her good grace that makes you plead for it to be over, make you plead for mercy.
Natasha pretends not to hear that through your sobs.
Only the end of her punishment would she finally nuzzle her head atop of yours, cuddling you until you fall asleep.
Aftercare is a necessity for Natasha, it’s one of her more favored parts since she has all the control, whether parting your legs and seeing your sex either becoming stimulated again or how messy your inner thighs are, she gladly takes her time in cleaning that up. She cleans you with a warm moist towel and soap, neatly brushes your hair until it is back into a hairstyle she prefers on you, and she can touch you however she like without you having any qualms as you are resting in her touch.
How can you ever deny her care?
And as for things like bondage, Natasha doesn’t need that, she knows you won’t deny her, because you won’t disappoint her, and she knows that all too well, with all that manipulation to you mind and making you out to be the one to not be trusted with yourself other than Natasha, it really makes you beg the question…
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May I request some self aware au with more stuff about Amphoreus,Planarcadia characters(Lygus and Asat too) and the Aeons.Like anything cause I really like how you write self aware characters.This is my first request so I hope I’m not being rude.Hope you have a nice day🥰
Oh my bread and DAMN BUTTER- ( happy first request!-)
Past and Future
TW: Yandere themes, voyuerism themes, also themes of the unknown, themes of body horror, suggestive
Enjoy
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The format will go like this Amphoreus - Planarcadia - Aeons
Let me start off with my favorite, the only character that made me interested enough to read up on their lore, Lygus.
Lygus is what I believe to be both lucid and delusional, while he may be aware of everything, he is simple egotistical enough to be a type of delusional like ‘I know you better than anyone else!’, and he does back it up, though somehow he is bemused by your horror like- what do you mean you don’t want an explanation of how he collected every single detail of your search history and how he deduced which times you were horny?
Lygus is one that just looks behind the screen and have this parasocial connection, even if you are unaware of how your tuckered out face is pressing against your screen and showing your unflattering side, Lygus will only swoon and coo, if he didn’t utilize the Aeons’ habits of breaking the barriers of your physical world, then he will very much likely find a way to interact with your world, whether attaching himself into a message space, a roleplay server, even games where it’s all about matching up with someone as a partner.
In fact- I would go out on a limb here and suggest that a few of the Amporeus cast might emulate Lygus’s way of thinking or delusion, maybe more aligned with their character but nonetheless they were basically created by Lygus and have interacted with him in a positive-negative way, so it would honestly not be too far fetch if they become delusional or very lucid but intrigued enough to stalk your behavior.
Phainon and Mydei are the delusional and the lucid, Ciper is obsessive and collects everything about you, Castorice and Aglaea are the stalkers, Cyrene is more lucid but she keeps a very close eye on you and is manipulative. Anaxa is a mix between all of them so he’s basically a wildcard that always has a plan.
Evernight is protective of March 7th, though if March is obsessed with you, then Evernight is possessive over you, to the point of halfway choking you but not in her grip.
Planarcadia:
Asat is more than likely to act under the guise of an internet friend- whether taking the identity of one that haven’t been around for a long while or he might actually be one of the few to be in your physical world, I would choose both since he’s more a type to just copy himself and have one to be the inside man and the physical form can emulate whatever so he can appeal to you.
Asat finds himself feeling a lot of things, and so what better joke than to be the punchline? Asat’s obsession is very well hidden, mostly because the internet itself can be a great way to find out everything about you, even mere traces can make him aware of your habits.
Now- Ashveil, Ashveil is someone that is one of the more protective and delusional, but he isn’t that delusional he’s actually pretty self aware and with you, he pretty much acts like an online boyfriend, whether or not you already are being pursued by others, chances are he will take on the guise of some lovers’ game or those choice-based story games.
Blade is someone that gets more possessive over you, he tries to be all the more patient, and then suddenly he’s teaming up with Ashveil and Jing Yuan, I can actually visualize them making quite the trio (for the lols-), and that makes them so terrifying since they are experienced and so better watch out if anyone’s flirting with you (except Asat Pramad ofc-) because the next day they will be a missing person’s case.
Evanescia is the seemingly more carefree kind of yandere until the mask slips and suddenly she is desperate in a sense, she’s almost like someone desperate to remain and she will do everything possible, whether locking her code in a safety net, embedded into other people’s computers like a virus until she has multiplied so her safety is assured, she then gets to work in attracting you, whether being a game friend in your favorite games, mostly games where there is a chat box, and build up to inviting you to a discord server, luring you in for the others. She’s that desperate to remain.
Aeons
Now the Aeons are shared in the ability to break through the barriers, and at first the Aeons were pretty ignorant until they were first visited by the trailblazer in the simulated universe.
I either believed that the aeons couldn’t break through until Qilipoth made the first strike or Aha simply infecting the PC, but I would say it was a combined effort as the aeons did their own thing until the overwhelmed the barrier so much that they were now able to come and go as they pleased.
I actually believe that the Aeons are a type to take the forms of inanimate objects rather than taking on a humanoid form, whether you stumble upon a rare orchid that seems to grow out of its pot, a shiny rock that seemed get a bit bigger with each passing day, a horse figurine that slowly morphs into something centaur like, a music box that changes design each time you look at it, the destruction infecting scars or wounds that almost look like pus, and aha simply takes a very annoying jack-in-the-box.
Or they take on your mind, either remembering painfully embarrassing moments, or suddenly having this weird Mandela effect or was it Déjà vu?
Nous just takes on more mechanical items, whether it’s that small bot that messages you on discord, the radio in your car tweaking out, even your old gaming consoles seems to change at times.
Y’know what would be weird? Suddenly being home alone, like having nothing to do and you feel weird because why do feel like you are being watched?!
It would be funny if the aeons had no chill in just affecting your life, either yaoshi’s orchid is growing to the point where one time you slept near it and suddenly your thigh has been trapped by a damn root, or Aha’s jack in the box causing you to trip at the most inconvenient times when you try to nudge it out of the way, you once had to be quarantined in the hospital due to your wounds having the strange puss.
I also like to imagine Yaoshi kinda being a pervert, not in the normal sense, it’s more like Yaoshi has no sense of boundaries and one time you were taking a shower and suddenly you felt a chill down your spine only to look and just see the orchid in the window, best believe your discord friends are making fun of you, it’s funny as hell to think that a flower can be a pervert but it isn’t funny when you feel like there’s a camera in the flower’s column.
Every damn day you have to look at the flower every time you feel like someone is staring at you, though whenever you put the orchid near the horse figurine, the staring problem stops.
I’m practically rabid behind the bars of my enclosure for this movie coming out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN I have to wait a whole THREE MONTHS FOR GLOBAL RELEASE?!
Either yandere Lorentz butterfly or yandere Engima
HEE HEE HEE- I’ve been waiting for an enigma one!
Yandere Enigma Headcannons
TW: Yandere Themes, manipulation, emotional manipulation, violence (not towards reader), dependency, and themes of buried emotions
Enjoy the Headcannons
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Enigma is unpredictable in terms of how he outwardly acts, ever since his sister Greta died, he’s more harsh, more than likely to be snarky but nearly cordial, a weird mixture of snarky and cordial, he may be a bit of an ass but he is still a researcher.
One that practically closed down on everyone.
I would say that his darling might cause him to be desperate, even more so closed off yet he’s clinging onto you in less physical ways.
And- let me be honest- he probably would have a collection of your items, I honestly see him having a mess yet if you look closer you notice that all of them have the same patterns as the stuff you were unaware of yet you were kinda aware that you couldn’t find them.
Enigma is, what I see, as one of the more extreme tsunderes- NOT THE STEREOTYPICAL KIND- it’s pretty much a more subtle way of showing his interest, whether he has more patience for you, not being snarky or really rude, he does have that sort of state of a stern boss analyzing everything and probably grading your work while you try not to mumble, you are pretty much a bit afraid of him to even notice that he is listening to every word you say and registering it in his mind.
“Bonding” is not really an activity unless it is private, even then his darling is poorly unaware that Enigma is bringing them out on dates since usually Enigma demands their attention like he needs their input on records, encryptions, everything else other than what they are literally just doing together.
And of course everyone in Laplace takes an opportunity to dunk on Enigma, they notice Enigma spending a lot of time with you and basically being in proximity to you, maybe it wouldn’t be brow-raising to see if you are a worker in Laplace, maybe a small suspicion if you are from the Foundation or a small time employee, if you were anything else then they would have tease Enigma for his ‘crush’ while you look horrified but you didn’t notice Enigma neither confirming nor DENYING it.
As for possessive behavior, he’s tame in the aspect he isn’t a fool to act incompetent in Laplace, his place of work, plus it would be easier to enforce a ‘no personal relationship in the workplace’ type rule, but the moment the person isn’t an employee, he’s absolutely giving them a nasty hook to the face if they try to get closer to you.
I would go on a limb and make a guess that he wouldn’t hurt the person until they push his buttons, he has to follow some conduct, not like he really has a respect for them or himself, but he does have enough sense to be aware that you wouldn’t want to get close to someone like him.
Enigma is a person that will never admit his feelings, it’s more like a rare moment to admit to what he wants and the moment he wants something he will push for a different action to urge the process of attaining that goal.
Like how come he is pushing more work your way? More meetups to discuss Laplace or the Foundation? The planning, the excuses, the innocent enough propositions of working with him.
Enigma is someone I see as wanting to tangle you further with him, whether associating you by his side or people making a connection with you and him, and while he may insinuate stuff more by placing his hand in your hand or on your shoulder-
He waits patiently, and he keeps you away from anything related to the storm, whether research in the storm, witnessing the storm or even making you job completely different to where you can’t even leave Laplace without his approval.
And if you try to confront him, his arguments are logical, and it’s more so a battle of patience and one that you lose.
But push his buttons right, try to drag on the confrontation, then you might be surprised when his reaction isn’t what you expected-
Him. Looking at you. He’s…. Crying?….
Not crying…… more like the tears near welling up, yet his expression is still hardened, still as grim looking and unkempt.
He doesn’t apologize for what he did, he isn’t a coward in that regard, he is a planner, he is smart and he knows that, yet that selfish part of him, the one where he was so desperate to be with his sister again, to enter a simulation again and again and try to get that simulated version of Greta to give up, he’s that Enigma now.
The softer part.
The one that just didn’t want his world to crumble apart again….
And now suddenly, you’re the guilty one, the bad guy, you are the one who crossed the line, maybe if you were to have talked with him then he would have explain himself and not have kept you in the dark….
Now look what you have done.
Oh but don’t worry, Enigma will forgive, but he won’t forget it, just let him handle your job, just let him take care of everything.
Soon enough, you won’t even realize that you are trapped in the clutches of a desperate man.
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I’ve ventured the sea of transformers lore- ouughhhh the potential-
Off the top of my head-
Honorable mentions (crossovers):
Yan! Transformers x 1010! Reader (NSR): Reader is a robot designed for an entertainment group, flirting, dancing, and attacking all while feeding off of their fan’s adoration- unfortunately they are the funny one. (Ifykyk-)
Yan! TFP Ratchet x Baymax! Reader - Reader is a human sized robot designed by humans, and is blunt about human behavior and biology since reader registers everyone as their patient.
(My fav option): Yan! Transformers x 80s! Retro futuristic Robot! Darling - again, robot sized but retro futuristic, like Y’know those designs where it’s either sleek, retro futuristic style, the visors, the spikes, the abstract shapes or even how it had that overall sci-fi feel.
Yan! Predaking x human! Darling - wacky hyjinx and suddenly conjuxed with Predaking after he sees a movie about a dragon basically taking a human princess, suddenly you are mistaken for a princess after resembling a bit too much like the actress
Yan predaking x dragonshifter! Darling - Predaking and Darling fighting in their dragon forms, after which he tries to court them only to find they are much smaller in their human form- that doesn’t dissuade him.
Yan! TFP Soundwave x Gamer! Darling - basically connecting after Soundwave surprisingly enters a human game and became one of the best players.
Yan! Starscream x Pilot! Reader - Reader finding Starscream in his transformed state and deciding to house the jet, in which the joys of flying are shared and Starscream gets possessive.
Yan! Starscream, Yan! Skywarp, and Yan! Thundercracker x Pilot Reader - same premise, only that Reader is oblivious on why the jet colors are changing, only that Reader is actually caring for three, the seekers basically like the pampering.
Yan! Ultra Magnus x Lazy! Reader - Reader just soaking up being held and just not doing anything but napping, which leads to Magnus ironically being entranced because Reader is so attractive yet so damn lazy, avoiding work while trying to charm Magnus into letting them off the hook.
Yan! TFP Wheeljack x Cowboy! Reader - Cowboy >:)
Yan! Optimus Prime x middle aged! Reader - Optimus Prime becoming attached to reader and just attracted to Reader.
Yandere! Ratchet x knitting! Reader
Yan! Optimus Prime x baking! Reader - Reader introducing Prime to baking
I imagine also after seeing fics and Headcannons about how cybertronians adopting humans as pets and-
Y’know what? No! I want to make Headcannons of Autobots adopting elderly humans- I’ve gotten to see Autobots adopting humans- BUT WHERE ARE THE ONES WITH FLUFFY SCENARIOS OF CARING FOR THE ELDERLY!?
Opportunity- not to mention the potential of Cybertronians just forming an unhealthy attachment to elderly humans like ‘why would humans leave them alone?!? Augh!!!-‘ I definitely see a cybertronian just making a sort of sanctuary for elderly humans and basically being like a sentinel for them.
DAMN did everyone have a asshole brother during my brother's prime he told me I could run into a wall like a bull and break it....anyway guess who know has stitches in their head cause I was a stupid gullible child
I don’t remember much about my bro when we were young- though most times he is a jerk, like he destroyed my lego set- I will never forgive him when he destroyed my indominus Rex Lego set, ITS BURNED INTO MY SOUL—(I know R.I.P on the I-Rex).
Then there were times he took my charging cords at random and he never gives them back until I hide them, never washing his damn dishes so I had to clean them, leave his laundry to the point where it’s left in there for days, and while sometimes he may have bought me food, it doesn’t really excuse his even worse behaviors like acting childish when things don’t go his way or act irresponsible with the chances given to him, I’ll just put it at that.
And by much right now, I can pretty much sum him up as a bum, or on his way on becoming a bum. He’s an ahh, and I think I’m very much determined to not be irresponsible as he is.
Note: sorry for airing this out, just pretty much had to put up with my older bro’s behavior and it’s just disappointing to see his downfall in real time. But ye, unfortunately I gotten the short end of the stick when it came to my bro. Hope your brother isn’t much of an asshole as mine 人(_ _*)!
TW: yandere themes, size difference, toxic relationships, power imbalance, obsessive themes and behavior
Enjoy the concept/headcannons
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Orion Pax and D-16 are a simple duo, frustratingly so in D-16’s mind.
Orion is the troublemaker and D-16 is the rule follower, the one that shields Orion from his reckless mistakes, D-16 is the one to keep Orion in line and Orion just cooks up another scheme, aspirations of being something more than cog less miners-….and well maybe sneaking into the archives to see the glimpses of the past, the world with the Primes, Matrix of Leadership, legends!
I imagine this is very easy, a concept as old as time, little ol’ you crash landed onto the seemingly empty planet of Cybertron.
Unfortunately for you, most of your crew members were dead, your only hope is to repair your damaged ship and at least send out a distress signal back home.
Though as you are trying to find materials to at least not just live off of specially designed rations that looked weird and yet taste at least edible, seeing something akin to tectonic plates rubbing together and causing large sharp points to rise up, out of desperation, being a small human, and noticing tracks, seeing an oncoming train, you managed to somehow ride on one of the rising spikes and jump right into one of the train cars.
Suddenly you are within a sector where waste management is disposing the waste, you are practically a mouse in a whole large mega-mall, not exactly food you could eat or forage like the surface but still better than encountering large mechanical beasts and those weird events of nature that seemed to occur on the planet’s surface.
Being small obviously has a few advantages of being undetectable, and organic, meaning the large cybertronians don’t take notice of a small organic pressing against a wall and scooting away awkwardly.
….until you make the mistake of not looking around fully of your surroundings until your side bumps into the pedes of one particular uptight cybertronian wondering where his troublemaker friend went until hearing a clank near his pedes, looked down and directly spotting you.
D-16, is who I believe would be the first to discover you, whether waiting for Orion to get his aft out of the archives again or near the entrance to where they are transported to work.
At first D-16 is baffled, what is this small- fleshy? Squishy? Compacted thing doing here? Was this Orion’s doing again?- no, Orion doesn’t know how to even make something this sophisticated much less how to even follow protocol like him, so seeing that you are a sentient being, and obviously not really from around these parts of Cybertron, D-16 scoops you up and essentially helps you by hiding you from the enforcers.
And then soon enough you were introduced to his best friend and mining buddy, Orion Pax, and they became basically like a sort of host family for you- or roommates.
D-16 is pretty much the one doing the work while Orion Pax is more than happy to show you around and almost oblivious that you are a delicate creature that could literally be crushed by a single careless grip of a digit if it weren’t for D-16 yelling at Orion Pax with constant reminders, and Orion Pax having to apologize for his enthusiasm.
Orion Pax is just giddy in getting to know a new sentient lifeform, what they did, did they have concepts like cybertronians? Woah how cool are you! Orion Pax is someone I definitely see sneaking you along with him when he breaks into the archives and present Cybertron’s past.
D-16 would definitely start to share with you his interests, mostly about Megatronus Prime, the biggest and baddest Prime that had ever existed. He would likely try to follow protocol and at first try to report you, but Orion swiftly disagree! Cogless miners are already smaller and weaker than a cybertronian with a transformation cog, and with a squishy fleshy like you? You would practically be crushed into paste!
Orion is more obsessive and D-16 is more possessive, all their lives it’s been about protocol and just wanting to be something more, so with you? They take it as a sign, a reward….
And so Orion and D-16 become rather adamant of keeping you with them, whether keeping you safe in their chassis, hiding you away from the other miners or higher ups, and at times they argue about whether or not you should stay with D-16 or Orion Pax, though they almost certainly would agree to take shifts since while they argue, their resolve make them strong.
Orion Pax is overbearing in affection and essentially treating you as almost someone in constant need of protection, while D-16 may see the same only he is overbearing in your care, don’t underestimate D-16 because he will prepare a few protocols in cleaning you, feeding, even times where you absolutely have to stay with him so he could dote on you on some “one-on-one” bonding times like some sort of ritual exercise.
They are so curious about humans, too curious, picking you up like a doll and looking you over like some taxidermy and experimentally prodding you all over, asking perverse questions or just cutting straight to the point, whether you felt sensation differently, can you transform, do humans also have courtship rituals?
Orion and D-16 are halves of a same overbearing whole, just that Orion inadvertently becomes the more lax yet more obsessive in how he is upfront about it in a more subtle way than D-16 since Orion can and will lie if it means getting to where he wants.
And while D-16 may be honest, he is strict but fair in a possessive sense, don’t try to break his rules and he won’t trap you in the pit where his cog should be.
You think anyone will notice and you will be saved? Think again when Orion scares you with his recollection of the larger cybertronians with T-Cogs, he will show you how volatile an energon mine tunnel can be, how the surface is a dangerous place and telling you about the most deadly of falls from the largest building of Iacon and into the void of Cybertron.
Really… you don’t have a choice in staying with the duo, while they may introduce you to their culture and way of life, but if you even did escape, you would have to deal with being an ant to the larger cybertronians, trying to navigate the system without being crushed under the pedes of a cybertronian unaware of a tiny organic, and not to mention how fast a train or drone can compete against a fast jet.
And with Orion Pax and D-16 at your sides more persistent than an impossible itch, it’s more a wound to your pride that you have to depend on them more than you can afford being able to repair your ship.
And with how you are stuck with cogless miners that mine raw energon than an engineer caste of Cybertronian, it would take a whole comet to even make a wish capable of bringing you back home.
transformers *blow cigarette* i haven't heard thet name in years
(Oml when I saw that I unlocked a core memory of my brother and I fist fighting over the TV remotes as kids ans he won cuz he was older....so id have to watch the shows he liked which included transformers and tmnt cause I never one those fuck ass fights)
Honestly I remember watching Transformers Prime, it only gotten through my mind when I saw the human characters, and then there was Rescue Bots- honestly I think it was because around that time I was watching the same channel where mlp was playing most of the time.
But then again, I also remembering that I like those shows alongside the OG Thomas the tank engine, Chugginton, Handy Manny, and Bob the Builder- lol.
Also feel you on not winning on those fist fights with your bro, I have a jerk of an older bro, mostly remembering him hogging the tv and running laps around the couch to avoid having the remote being taken, core memories of rewatching the Mr. Peabody movie and the Nutcracker Barbie movie, those were my favorites.
Which reminds me of the time I watched the Barbie nutcracker movie where everyone was commenting on the rock dude for looking like Andrew Tate and everyone yearning for the nutcracker and captain candy, that was hilarious.
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How about self aware au characters with a darling who gets sick often.
Jiaoqiu, Lingsha, Toothfairy, Kusuriuri(s), Aleph, Anjo Nala, Luocha, Marsh- basically anyone who knows a thing or two about sickness.
Characters like Anjo Nala, who basically cared for the elderly, is basically helpful in the nurse aspect, whether checking up on the darling or just being a comforting presence.
Lol- imagine one day just being in a hospital bed and have to stay there due to a checkup- Luocha or Toothfairy coming in to give you a check up, nothing out of the ordinary except them asking to check your body for anything that could indicate a sickness, innocent enough, plus they are really comforting.
Suddenly after the check up, an actual doctor comes in to do the check up, and you’re confused like ‘someone already did the checkup-‘ and the doctor is baffled since there is no one that matches your description, what do you mean you got a check up already?!
And before they knew it, they see a report stating stuff about you, and after a quick look over and confirmation, it was correct.
Nurses being confused on who is taking medical supplies and food that was meant to be delivered to your room, only to find that you already received care- cameras are of no help since they show nothing appearing.
Paranormal Activity- they at best reason, or joke about, maybe a family friend that went unknown to you, or just some crazy person that seemed to have taken a liking to you.
Though, the jokes may have underestimated how many admirers have taken an interest in your condition.
The yandere transformers tag has been a dessert....seeing you coming in to save the day like the day you saved the yandere r1999 tag feel like a gift from god tbh...
Anyways uhhh yeah, we need more yandere transformers content, ESPECIALLY from you!
Oh man, I feel like I’m being recruited by the manifestation of the “I want you” poster
lol I may as well start with stating the conditions.
I can basically do the Generation 1 version, like the 1984 series, Transformers: Prime/Beast hunters, And transformers one so my resume is basically iterations of Optimus/Orion, Starscream, Soundwave, basically any autobot/decepticon if given some time studying their character.
Anyways- couldn’t resist finding the illustration version of this image for the lols. I’m updating my fandoms set now on my Masterlist
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