incarnadine.

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

I’m the woman

Same

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

#i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me

please STOP

"For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult."

This actually is kind of important.  Remember when dealing with kids that they actually ARE kids.  They’re gonna make mistakes.  The gods know I certainly did.

But it’s soo coool

it was entirely necessary