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Vampires against racism

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

The only rom-com I'd watch

✨sunshine boi✨

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again; he’s so inspiring and he has a beautiful soul. 🖤

A very beautiful soul 😊❤

We stan a legend.

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

Fuck yeah Noel Fielding/Chaotic Neutral

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.