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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.
Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt
Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.
Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.
I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away
No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.
save earth save erid
Stratt: I’m not going to be able to stop all these straight astronauts from banging each other, this is a total disaster.
Ryland Grace, the resident aroace: They are literally professionals??? That’s not going to happen???
Dubois and Shapiro: Just fyi we are fucking 😌
Grace: 🫨😰🫨😰
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life
i think shane would be into a threesome w cliff bc to him cliff is just ilyas Work Friend. hes not good enough at hockey to make him feel awkward abt it and he doesnt spend enough time with them to be His Friend Too . hes also hot as fuck and hung as hell and kind of annoying to talk to outside of sex so to shane hes perfect
ilya: boston trip this weekend shall we call marly
shane: like. to hang out or to fuck
ilya: to hang out hollander
shane: oh . no u go ahead ill probably just go to the gym
The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.
does his fine plumage impress you?
baby sharks having the time of their lives watching the goalies fight this is their cocomelon
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
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the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone
This was made for @flawlessassholes for her donation to @iceouthr event! The prompt was something NSFW or something for her fic Alligator Bites Never Heal so I sort of went for both here 😅
If you're into angst, hurt/comfort, and smut, you should absolutely go read the fic! It's a delight!
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Shane, 5 seconds after touching sweaty Ilya's hand for the first time at the tender age of 18: I must break up with my girlfriend immediately
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one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf
pov you are will smith hockey. you’re an old money catholic with one million relatives. your life has become irrevocably intertwined with one macklin celebrini, your most specialest boybestfriend. he’s a generational hockey talent, and rules at strategy based board games, but doesn’t know anything else. you realize you have to culture this man so you can bring him home to your old money boston catholic family. two years pass. he still doesn’t know who charles darwin is.
