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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

okay but have y’all seen rebecca black lately. serving patrick bateman but a girl realness

Rebecca Black could do American Psycho but Christian Bale couldn’t do Friday

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer