Games,Love,and the Undead Swarm

if you've never cleaned a toilet i don't trust you

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

a subtle reminder to all the vampires planning to couple-hunt on valentines: while yes, they're usually the best target - and feeding among roses and heart-shaped decor is a very sweet temptation - please take into consideration the recent rise in polyamory and prepare appropriately so you're not jumped by a wooden-stakes-equipped other member of the throuple and killed like a fool that you are

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die today knowing that tomorrow the barista might give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.