AnomolusCaris

never gonna water down my blackness, my ass will take space and be loud asf

“why’s he whimpering like that” do you ask why the sun shines? why birds sing? why you can simply pick a grape off of a vine and eat it?

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

Hey Oshawott wanna hang out after work? Drink and smoke?

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

my tail is wagging its just invisible trust