Damn im Phos

I feel like we should bring back the 1700s trend of names being just like... a virtuous word. Like hi, my name is Organization now. I'm manifesting that as a trait of mine

meet my twins Focus and Intent

and my firstborn, Righteous Indignation

I might have to change MY name to Righteous Indignation too because that's what I felt when I saw that your firstborn has a cooler name than me

is now a bad time to tell you that I am, in fact, your real father

Shaming me from birth with this accursed name and then deciding you did not want me, only to reappear now, this far into my life, to claim me when you see that I have grown powerful? No... you are no father of mine.

you DARE to reject your DESTINY, Righteous Indignation Horse Thief?

I do, father! I am going to return every horse you stole to its rightful owner, or if the horse is gone, I will pay them what it was worth! The means to do this, I claim as my inheritance from you - after that, I am your son no further

know that I am not too proud nor too feeble-hearted to sully the altar of our noble name with the stain of family blood! if you push me, your veins will be the wellspring from which I water the seeds of future generations.

Their name is righteous indignation horse thief not treachery avarice horse thief

Gaud it took me a minute, sincerely, to realize you were talking about the company and not the fruit. I was at a loss for why an apple was evil and shoddy.

actually green apples are probably evil

this post made me lose a follower

this post is the physical embodiment of “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave”

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

Yes, do it!!!

you can ask me too!

[id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I’ll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.”]

i know satanism is something christians made up, but if i believed in christian mythology i would absolutely ally myself with the devil actually

murderous creator god requiring absolute unquestioning obedience, destroyed humanity at least once, responsible for war crimes, versus the rebel leader tired of his bullshit who never wanted to be responsible for humanity in the first place. not a tough decision 

love posts that talk about anti-asian racism <333 love how they treat east asians as the only asians that exist <33

now that both my hands are free i wanted 2 elaborate: i feel for east asians, obviously i do. but every post i see discussing anti-asian racism that’s written by an east asian always forgets the rest of us. we don’t face the same things you do - talk about the scary brown person stereotype. that affects us. talk about the way our religions are seen as mystical and/or dangerous and how our cultures are constantly appropriated, even by east asians. talk about the rampant colorism among asians that often alienates south and southeast asians. talk about how we’re always forgotten in discussions about asians and what it means to be asian. talk about how our movies and our music is made fun of. anti-asian racism is a multi-faceted thing. it’s the way east asians are placed on a pedestal in comparison to us “dirty brown-skinned asians.” it’s the way one country’s culture is applauded and, yes, fetishized, while another’s is laughed at and considered “backwards.” talk about how “asian rep” often steps on the backs of asians who aren’t east asian (ex., crazy rich asians) but is still praised and awarded. we aren’t a goddamn monolith.

this thread of “writing advice” has some of the most impressively batshit stupid takes i’ve seen in my entire life

This name looked familiar so I went and looked it up and this person is an su critical type lmao

Very glad she made this, I am now going to do the opposite of everything she suggests so my book isn’t shit

God, this woman is just full of bad takes, isn’t she?