future bound

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

Are you a part of Generation Fucked?

several years ago i found this post on some finnish humor site. it was in finnish so i decided to translate it bcs i wanted that others could enjoy it too (and no, the original finnish version wasnt any more coherent than my translation, the only mistranslation in this post is that the “paper” should probably be “paper towel”). then i posted the translation to tumblr. suddenly.. the notes kinda just blew completely and this got posted on whole bunch of other sites too. and it spread everywhere.

op when they see edits of this post: