God’s Drunkest Mage

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.

Well, for $500 you could be.

Are you broke again, Drunkle C?

No but work is work and I need a big money

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.

Well, for $500 you could be.

I'll pass.

Broke ass

Do you take credit cards?

Crypto is preferred but I guess

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

I am not in fact, on Santa's good list.

Well, for $500 you could be.

Failed SoberOctober. Just woke back up from a binder to find myself in the missus fishnets. I’ll try better next month with No Nitwits November.

I did it I succeeded No Nitwits November. Good work me! I’ll drink to my success!

I actually loved this sweater

Failed SoberOctober. Just woke back up from a binder to find myself in the missus fishnets. I’ll try better next month with No Nitwits November.

Magic man you're not gonna get very far, there's too many stupid people for that

Cease your cake hole flappery

One time i used dish soap cause i ran out

I am praying for your hair what the hell please say it was at least like. Dawn

It wasnt

You know i really don’t know. But I’m keeping her

At least she's fixing your hygiene holy fuck

He used to use dish soap as laundry detergent.

I went to the laundromat okay? Not my machine not my problem

THATS EVEN WORSE

How?

Because you're blatantly inconveniencing not only the people who have to fix the machine, but also to the other people who have to use it. And you're screwing yourself too because the machine won't work very well with dish soap and it'll degrade your clothing faster

Well you can rest assured i didnt wash my clothes very often

Character? What do you mean, character?

Can you two shut the fuck up? The footy is on and I can’t hear the tele.