#constantine posting

It’s anti magic bigotry that got me kicked out the justice league. Don’t listen to big bat propaganda.

I have that dog in me as the kids say. Unfortunately it’s a hellhound and it’s got end stage renal failure.

Right, it’s Christmas time. You know what that means. For $500 cash you can buy a raffle ticket that if you win I’ll use magic to get you put on Santa’s good list. Precious winners include: Damian Wayne, Plasticman, Oswald Cobblepot, John Constantine, Selina Kyle, Hawkwoman, and many more. DM me for my private venmo.

I just saw that @court--of--owls the court of owls has decided to follow me, which i'm willing to make a deal with them much to the chagrin of Batsy. If they sponsor me for magical components I will in exchange stop using their sewers to dump my failed homunculi

If the missus finds out I’m convincing children to steal and drink again she’ll have my nuts in a vice. This is not a metaphor.

Zatanna has me doing “Sober October” because she caught me face down in my own wretch. It’s day 3 and I can’t stop shaking. I would give anything to have a drink but if it makes the missus happy I’ll give up my soul to see her smile.

Got reached out by some god from the deep part of space while mucking about with a news scrying spell. It calls itself “Slaanesh” never ‘eard of her but she’s got a sexy voice. Might try to make proper contact later.

Attention assorted celestial, abyssal, and various misaligned creatures: Day drinking, gambling , and general skullduggery will begin shortly. Please adjust your plans accordingly.