AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE
also, on web, we just launched an advanced search dialog that should help folks use all the new operators we added.
So true....
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AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE
also, on web, we just launched an advanced search dialog that should help folks use all the new operators we added.
So true....

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Have you ever gotten an exact match?
if by "exact match" you mean "100% of the letters in this post match 100% of an organism's entire genome," then the chances of that happening by pure accident are so ridiculously small, you'd have better odds buying 100 lottery tickets and winning all of them!
one of the cool reasons this blog works in any capacity is because genomes are so ridiculously big that the chances of a random string of letters accidentally matching part of one is very high. the human genome is ~3,200,000,000 base pairs (or "letters") long. that's about 1,000 times the length of the entire bible. pretty long for a tumblr post!
but even in the case of the smallest possible genomes, such as bacterial endosymbionts (famous for having tiny genomes) with only 100,000 base pairs, it'd still be practically impossible. you'd need to accidentally type the letters a, t, c, and g in the correct sequence 100,000 times to get a perfect match. imagine flipping 100,000 coins and getting heads on all of them. ok now imagine a cat named big boobs
This is my friends cat Mr. Boobs! He's italian :)
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
>10 hours ago
>deactivated
String identified: t t a a a t at a a g c a a a aac t a a a " , t' t " t ca tg at t tat t t g t t t . ca a a ct t. ca ta t g a & c a gt ag a cag t a t a t t t aac t a. t a t a "g" a t "." 't t t 't at' gg t t c at' . ' aa t t t atc tc. at t c a a g t cta caacttc a t a ' gtta . >ag >actat #ga g cat t t t t t
Closest match: Codakia orbicularis genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Tiger Lucine
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imagine telling on yourself like this and it gets forever enshrined on this hellsite, now topped with string identified by hellsitegenetics(TM)
(of course I rooted for a rodent DNA, but you don't always get what you want and that's fine. it might have been too funny anyway)
A church built onto the back of a giant tortoise.
The tortoise, however, is agnostic.
The whole party are comprised of severed left hands that have gained sentience and are on a quest to find their owners.
roll to see whether your owner was left-handed, right-handed, or ambidextrous

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guys, you should listen to this one. Seriously. Its epic
It’s so weird to see this guy be absolutely serious when he posts music and completely not every other instance. Like he’s really not kidding about it being epic
I try to put my all into things. I am all-stupid for my posts, and I'm all-art for my art.
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!!
original: (x)
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA [MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA]
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“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”
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you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb
Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.
Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb
Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

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It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."
When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.
"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.
"'Old on there 'eroes, don't ye go buggering off ta the Dark Lord 'Ermes till ya give an ear an' 'ear wot I 'ave ta say. Be careful 'round 'is soldiers, cause they've razor sharp 'edges with their swords they does. You 'ear me? Razor. Sharp. 'Edges. Tata then, off you go. 'Have fun stormin' the castle"
The hedges were, in fact, razor sharp
the wise man. An old man of indeterminate species who runs a small market stall selling health potions and warm bread. He has an infinite wisdom score, and can see the players current hp. He adjusts the prices if health potions accordingly. That market stall if his can show up anywhere, even where it has no right being.
I had a plot for a DnD game (or other similar game) literally come to me in a dream (the dream was a lot more focused on the characters, but this was the general plot of the campaign we were playing in the dream)
Basically, the party hears about a group of people whose children are one by one going mad and attacking their parents, and the parents are forced to kill them in self defense. As the story progresses you find out that A) someone is doing this to the kids on purpose and B) it’s not the children that are going mad, it’s the parents, and they’re all claiming that the child attacked them first
the BBEG has rabies and the party is just trying to humanely euthanize him
do this in a system with called shots so there's a chance of accidentally shooting him in the head

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futuristic setting where, due to light pollution, the moon is no longer visible at night. there are those who doubt its existence.
Vase thing I made in blender to test some new modeling and texturing methodologies