checkmate

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

also i literally do not care whether you prefer pads or tampons but the fact that in almost every situation where free period supplies are available, they’re tampons, and this is just assumed to be fine (or people like campaigning for “free tampons” rather than “free menstrual products”) upsets me bc there are a lot of people who use pads who cannot use tampons and i don’t understand why tampons are considered not just the default but the only option worth mentioning

a lot of you seem kinda dumb so i assume you’re a younger sibiling

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

don’t flirt with me!! …….. i’m delicate and foolish

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

so many things happen how are u supposed to get over all of them

i say things and people look at me. i hate it

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

Franklin??????????????

The Turtle?