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hear me out: a lotr game but you play as the ring, throwing yourself wantonly into the path of unsuspecting folk and slowly corrupting their minds as the game progresses

it’s a lovely morning in middle earth, and you are a horrible ring.

can’t stand a “don’t wish death on anybody” ass bitch

i just think showing kindness and sympathy to ppl who hate you to ~prove~ you’re better than them is some bullshit and i shan’t be ascribing to that! !

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

THIS IS AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (2015) SPOILER-FREE BLOG

i think you should just tell men that Enchanted starring Amy Adams is better than fight club then leave

ari aster is like “YES i will give you unhinged women in media but FIRST you have to look at the inside of a human head. no i will not apologize.”

are advertisers aware that if one of their ads interrupt me i will, at best, forget about the product, and at worst, become actively hostile to the product

"but my dad's a cop!!" okay piglet

on the lookout for some funky joints

she keep me worm