will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
Cosimo Galluzzi
art blog(derogatory)
ojovivo
Xuebing Du
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
h
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
Claire Keane
trying on a metaphor

@theartofmadeline
🪼
Game of Thrones Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada

seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia
seen from Indonesia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Egypt

seen from Mexico
seen from Norway
seen from Mexico
seen from Mexico

seen from Mexico

seen from United States

seen from United States
@the-emily64

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i just finished playing episode 0 of the devil,,,oh my god.ohhhhh my god .
gasped when i saw her so i wanted to sketch her real quick
how dare a work challenge me. you think I can't understand your little metaphors and allegories? fuck you I totally can. give me that book. oh what the fuck this thing is full of words
sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
god she's so real
damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside
I habe some bad news
BOTH TOWERS?
heating pipes
olive in her favourite spot having a ponder
me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags
I NEED TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE IN 20 MINUTES FOR THE WEEKLY HANG OUT AND I CANT FIND MY PENIS WHERE TF IS MY PENIS

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me
well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
A Forceful Sister even on Valentine's
Original by Ahrired: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/128523542
Support me if you want: https://ko-fi.com/kurisutranslates
i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan
me when I see a cat if I’m being honest