Here to hang out

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

microdosing hell by being awake and literate