I don't care what anyone says but USA has friendly people okay? Okay.

Thinking about the guy who literally screamed and clutched his bag when I walked by.

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

i know nothing of durance so far but why is he serving 'the orlans are putting adra in the water to make the forest trolls gay' vibes

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

one of the best things for me in adulthood was realising just how many other human beings are mentally ill, weird, stupid, embarassing. like truly truly we all say idiotic things and make mistakes and i dont have to punish myself and crawl into a hole and die over being imperfect. Read one comments section and you'll understand that there are more lunatics than you could ever imagine