Tentacle Explosion

I bet having a blade bounce harmlessly off your armor feels good as fuuuccck

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

having an emotional attachment to a fictional character by thinking about them 24/7 is like the adult version of having an imaginary friend

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

*starts feeling a warm fuzzy glow* Ooh someone’s burning me in effigy again

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs