Darwin Award Central

So… I’m an Asexual Monsterfucker (I don’t actually want to have sex with them, I just think they’re Objectively Fuckable. ‘Someone else come fuck that guy for me’ etc) and while doing important research I stumbled across some art of a WotW Martian feeding that both activated the monsterfucker side of my brain AND made me wonder if it was Like That on purpose. I’m not sure I want to post it because it’s objectively bloody and disturbing but like… the guy has his shirt off and his pants unzipped and the Martian is like holding him gently in its tentacles… what other reason could there be for this…

why is this hot

because you’re a bad person

Agnostic Cock Worship: It is impossible to know what cock is.

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

[ID: Watercolor of Wen Ning, in full Ghost General glory, hanging upside down and gently cradling Wei Wuxian’s face while they spider-man kiss. Wei Wuxian has a cute little blush for the both of them. /end ID]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed

@mammalidentifier

To the people saying this also applies to fat people - you are not derailing! This is true!!!