Choo Choo

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POV you are an animal crossing villager and your local island representative who has been presumed dead for 5 months reappears to redecorate the town for fall

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him