Ahead of the Curve

new trend: scurvy

“I don’t mean to bring up the vitamin c discussion again...” omfgg

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

April 15th is a accursed day in human history. Lincoln’s death (1865), Sinking of Titanic (1912), Boston Bombing (2013), and now Notre Dame Fire (2019).

*crowd surfs at ur funeral*

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan

😂😂😂

every day i eat bread and think about women to stay alive, this is known as maintaining homostasis

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home