hi

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

Official graveyard post

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

official boob post

Any good piece of media written for males: the mindless pursuit of masculine power and dominance leads to abject moral rot and the decay of your very soul. Everything you've been taught to desire, everything you've been brainwashed to covet is empty empty empty. Male audiences: God this guy is cool. His wife is an annoying bitch tho.