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niceferatu

living by my awesome sword #mysword

niceferatu

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

niceferatu

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

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andhumanslovedstories

Medication is so annoying. I don’t want to get up so I can take more ibuprofen because the cramps are starting up. I want to take 100 pills of Tylenol and 100 pills of Motrin at the beginning of any given cycle and then be good for like three months. Or one month! Or one week! It doesn’t have to be an efficient usage of the medication if it means I don’t have to think about it at all for a bit. That would be nice. But unfortunately this kills you. Yet another example of how the science engages in a constant conspiracy to make you get up out of bed just when the nap was getting good.

andhumanslovedstories

Absolutely sick and tired of this mammal bullshit. Give me a sunbeam and one enormous pile of all my necessary medication in the form of a fully intact pig that I slowly digest over the course of a week

zami-lumi

seal sticker sheet design.

#tubular water dog

contemptible-scoundrel

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

contemptible-scoundrel

W gay people. W pervert women

jojo-the-dogg0

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

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bowelfly

hands you 50 little guys

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

shrimpbackshin

mevil

no-fall-damage-here

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seali

#tubular water dog

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the-cornuthaum

Nooooooo they're being turned into soup

#tubular water dog

pinnipediatherealpennipedia

#tubular water dog

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

#this and thus always

@evilwizard what is your stance on wizards dosing themselves with deadly poisons

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phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

phaeton-flier

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

theaudientvoid

centrally-unplanned

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

theabigailthorn

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

#i like bears

the-cornuthaum

keep this in mind during the yearly Month Of Insincere Pandering

the-cornuthaum

I posted this last year and in the time in between that I have come to realise that this is the year where we can use the Americans as a litmus test for which companies have been using Pride Month as the Month of Insincere Pandering - when it cost them nothing and had no drawbacks - and which ones might, even in just the tiniest bits and pieces, actually mean it.

Because this year is a year where there is an opportunity cost for companies participating in Pride Month in the US. We all know who, and we all know why. So while it is important to remember that companies are never your friends, it is also to remember that some of them can choose to be much less dickish than others. So keep an eye open and take notes, particularly if you're not in the US.

#reposting this in 2026 and for all the same reasons as before #there is a difference between “They are not our friends” and “they are our enemies” and it is important to differentiate.

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