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A/n : I yearn for this man 😭 please universe I beg you I want a jassi 🥲

Jaskirat as a husband :

• On his wedding day, he would most likely cry, not full on wail, but a few tears would escape his eyes as realization dawns upon him that he is getting married to the universe's most amazing woman ever.

• Gentlest soul ever. He wouldn't be up for anything you are not. His touch would be so soft and light, and his hand would never leave yours.

• Speaking of hands. He would like to hold your hand every chance he gets. Or just simply have his hands on you. Maybe around your waist.

• Forehead kisses. He LOVES giving forehead kisses and receiving them. He also loves giving small kisses on your cheek whenever his parents aren't looking. (yes this is peaceful au)

• Eye contact. He loves maintaining eye contact. When you're in bed, when you're talking. Imagine you're going on and on about your favourite topic, he will just sit there and admire you, listening to each and every word of yours. He likes listening to you talk.

• He is most likely to wake up earlier than you. If it's a holiday, he would make breakfast and then wake you up with a forehead kiss. (I think it's obvious that I yearn for forehead kisses)

• Arguments. Quite rare. Almost none. But whenever you do argue, he just stands there listening to you and once you're done, he'll ask "Are you done? Come, sit down, we can talk it out without shouting. I don't want the kids to be afraid of our arguments." (can you tell I hate parents arguing?)

• Kids. He will CRY when he holds your child in his arms for the first time. Especially after seeing you in so much pain. As soon as the nurse takes the child from his arms and you're transferred to the room, he will be there by your side, rubbing the back of your hand and kissing your knuckles and forehead (again) and thanking you over and over again for bringing blessings into his world (you and the baby).

• He would be an AMAZING father. If your son/daughter ever talks back to you, he'd scold them gently, saying "that's not the way you talk to your mother". He would definitely be an amazing girl dad. He would protect your daughter from your scoldings and defend her (while also scolding her when necessary).

• Whenever you're on your period, he will be the one managing everything. He'll tell you to rest and not leave the bed. He'll cook, he'll clean, he'll send the kids to school and once he's back, he'll get in bed with you and massage your back, feet, stomach, anywhere. And once you've dozed off, he'll kiss your forehead (again!) before cuddling to sleep with you.

A/n : YES I AM OBSESSED WITH FOREHEAD KISSES I JUST WANT LOVE OKAYYYYY???? I wanna cry I want a jassi 😭😭😭

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Some spoiler alert

I feel like YRF spy movies made us so stupid we now think every Bollywood spy movie should show the Indian spy being chummy chummy with Pakistani spies and how good Pakistanis are at heart.

Which Dhurandhar doesn't. Atleast not outright. It does shows normal civilians of Pakistan being as human as any Indians. But we also see the dark side of how their army, politicians, gangsters and terrorists are and their constant hate for India and Indians. Even in minute moments like when they were burning the Sikh couple in the movie, we see the way Pakistanis do treat the minority religious groups of their own country.

Which is I guess hard to swallow for some people? Because it doesn't lie about the facts that ISI is a terrorist organisation that IS actively against India and behind the terrorist activities taking place in India. It doesn't romanticizes the relationship between ISI agents and Raw agents like in YRF spy movies where the Raw agent falls for the ISI agent and it's some big old romance.

I understand why people online feel so betrayed, that the movie did Uzair or Rehman so dirty. Or how Hamza was being a manipulator and didn't actually care for them and was just using them as idiot pawns in his chess. Because they — and tbh me as well — haven't ever seen the relationship between Indian spies and Pakistanis potrayed like this before.

BUT I'M SO GLAD WE DID. I'M SO GLAD we saw the reality. It was like a breath of fresh air.

Not only did it not whitewash Pakistanis who are against Indians. But it also didn't dumb down the Indian spies who are trained to live in extreme conditions before send to Pakistan.

It's funny to see the meltdown of people online because of Dhurandhar 2 that's why. It is very hilarious how they are sympathizing with the terrorists and completely ignoring the Indian spies and their lives and backstories. Or how the terrorists have caused SO SO many people to die or suffer in India.

I'm actually writing a Major Iqbal fanfic and wanted to get your opinion because your headcanons are always so interesting and spot-on.

Do u think major iqbal would ever remarry after the death of his wife? I personally think he'd be okay with a live-in relationship or a gf. But never another wife.

Your thoughts?

Tysm for taking ur time and answering. Its gonna help alot in my writing 🩷

Hi! I actually think the opposite, that is to say that he would not be ok with a live-in girlfriend, as that goes against Muslim custom -- no romantic relationships outside of the bounds of marriage -- though it is true that, in spite of committing crimes in the name of religion, Iqbal flouts the rules rather often (he's one of the heaviest drinkers in both movies and wears gold on his teeth, among other things). Does that transgression go as far as his relationship with women? I could see it happen if, knowing that his wife's mental and physical health was affected by having to live in close quarters with Jahangir, he decided that a new partner should not have to bear his company -- and that would mean housing separate from his father's.

How much of it is his own desire, and how much of it is inspired by his need to go against his father? How much does his actions, if aimed to irritate his father, begin to mimic his father?

How would he connect his relationship with his father and relationship with god? are they opposites where one is a safety haven from another, or do they mimic each other?

Exploring Iqbal's daddy issues would be so fascinating- like- during the Bol Beta scene, I know that he was really just showing off his torture skills, but if I was just extending the analysis, would it have been because that is how Jahangir made him feel?

Is he this loyal to his (Dead) wife because he loves his wife? Or is it to maintain the image of a pious man (Or is he an actually pious man)? Else do relationships (sexual/ intimate) with women disgust him, because of what Jahangir did to women?

- When Pinda asks Jassi to rethink his decision, jassi says, "I'm dedicating this life to my family. If Waheguru ji gives me another life, I'll dedicate it to my country." AND HIS SECOND LIFE IS AS HAMZA AND HE DEDICATES IT TO HIS COUNTRY 😭 aditya you and your peak detailing I swear 😫

- right after Hamza finishes his story, you see Aalam bhai's face. And boy is he SHOOK. I feel like my guy just wanted to give Hamza a tight hug after knowing his backstory (and we never get to know Aalam bhai's bareilly story 😭)

- ps: when these two are talking like this at the tea shop, wouldn't the owner overhear??? Like, that's been on my mind since I watched d2 in the theatres.

- I just realized, when Major asked SP why he killed Rehman, SP says "badla". I'm a bit slow which is probably why I realized this now but in d2 almost EVERYBODY has their badla. At first I thought " The Revenge" referred to Hamza's revenge (pretty sure it still is) but it can also refer to all these, right? Jassi (sukhwinder), Sanyal sahab (Pakistan/Zahoor Mistry), Aslam (Rehman), Iqbal (Jahangir), Uzair (Arshad), Hamza (Iqbal, Mir, Khanani, Bhuttovi, every terrorist), and probably more. Maybe I'm just overthinking 😭

- do I even need to explain this ???

- COME ON NOW IT'S OBVIOUS UZI HAD A THING FOR HAMZU 🙄 ps: the man in the back is legit all of us 😭🙏

- another thing I noticed. When arshad and another guy reach the dhoodh factory, rizwan and others hold arshad down and force him to see the death of the guy who was with him. Could it be that that guy was his boyfriend/fuck toy? Or his brother? Atp I'm just making things up wtf is wrong with me 🙏

- look at hamza, watching his little maipulated boyfriend chopping a guy's head off and playing football with it

Hamza : 🥰

- I get jameel needs to put up A BUNCH of facades, but the true him, like Jassi/Hamza, hated how these people didn't care for innocent lives. Nobody can change my mind.

- look at how proud Aalam bhai is of his boy Hamza 😭 WHYYYYYY (sanyal sahab is my mom when I am the topper)

- words cannot describe how much I DESPISE jahangir. The fact that he takes so much pride in raping women in Bangladesh makes me want to PUKE 🤮 everytime he was on screen I wanted to choke him (good thing iqbal did it)

- ngl the hamza sher-e-baloch scene wasn't as bad as ppl said. Many wanted Hamza to dance like rehman, but it would be SO out of character if he did. And plus, it was lowkey cute with the goat and everything (yes he is the GOAT)

- the difference in how iqbal and khanani entered the mansion and how hamza did. Just shows how close these assholes were to Dawood.

- the way hamza smiled at the lion painting in dawood's mansion 😭 it was so cute I'm sorry

- the way hamza dropped his cigarette in shock and immediately took his glasses off when he saw Pinda 😭

- the way pinda asked "pathankot jaante ho?" I KNOW HE KNEW HAMZA WAS HIS JASSI plus the way he looked into hamza's eyes when he said "desi celebration" with his "bhaiyon". HE KNEW.

- the way yalina scolds Hamza by saying "baccha hai ghar mein" IS SO CUTE FOR SOME REASON

- "ghar ki yaad nahi aayi tujhe jassi" ALWAYS GETS ME

- y'all think that pinda would've genuinely acted differently if he wasn't high? Like, do you think he would've broke down?

- the way hamza facepalmed after he realized yalina won't leave him even after getting her heart broken 😭 HE THOUGHT SHE'D LEAVE AFTER SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM BUT NOOOO

- the way Sanyal sahab asked about Yalina and Zayan 😭 I just know Sanyal would be a perfect girldad/granddad

- the small, imperceptible smile Hamza has when Dawood sees the news of the Babri Masjid is soooo idk satisfying

- if hamza also put dimethyl mercury, would Dawood die in a few days due to the existing dimethyl mercury in his body plus the new one?

- SAALE OMAR 😡 Hamza and Yalina and Zayan would've been happy if it weren't for this kutte 😡 mera jassi would've had a happy family 😡

- bro shirani sahab looks so baddie in that military outfit 🙏 he has so much swag 😎

- okay isn't it hard to fight in so many layers of clothing? I would much rather see Hamza fight naked-

- no, seriously. It would be so fucking hot 😭 especially after having so many injuries 🙏

- I'm insane so I realized this. Sanyal sahab says "kahani sunoge?" To Hassan and rasputin's lyrics are literally a story (I'm insane)

- sanyal sahab's smirk when he hears hamza muttering uzair's name (he's so proud of his smart little boi) 🥹

- the way sanyal sahab starts the call with Assalamu-Alaikum and ends it with Namaskar (HE'S SUCH A BADDIE I LOVE HIM) 💅

- y'all was hamza held there at the Aabpara (torture place) for a long time???? Cause I swear he looked so skinny 🥲

- the way jameel cares for hamza is just 🥹 he tells him to go rest and everything UGHHHH HE'S SO CUTIE

- that shocked look on hamza's face when he realized his papa in law is so smart and tried the dimethyl trick wayyyy before him

- "jab woh ajnabi ban kar, paas se guzar the hai" when the plane goes by and jameel is watching 🥲

- the amount of pain Jassi would be in gosh I don't even wanna think 😭 I wanna give him a long hug without ever letting go

- "jaskirat, you did good" my mom whenever I got class topper (😭🙏)

- "the asset is on the loose" ASSET?! MERE GHANTE KA ASSET 😡

- the way jassi struggles to walk 😭 I wanna bawl now 🥲

- arijit making all of us cry again with another banger 😭 "phir se naina bhare" BHAI MERE NAINA BHAR RAHE HAI AB YEH GAANA SUN KAR 😭🙏 (transl. now my eyes tearing up after listening to this song)

- the way jassi stared at the MLA's house. where everything began.

- the way he smiles and tears up as he saw how playful his nephews were being. And then the realization when he sees how happy they were without him. And seeing him again would bring back everything. 🥲

- HE HAS NEITHER OF HIS FAMILIES, AND NOW I'M GONNA GO CRY INTO MY PILLOW 😞

- okay the way jassi shakes his shoulders when preparing to punch during the training sequence... HELP 🤭

- false friend technique... MAYBE JASSI TRIED FALSE BOYFRIEND TECHNIQUE CAUSE UZI WAS WHIPPED

- I know for a fact Jassi was Bansal and Sanyal sahab's favourite cause it's mentioned he's the best in studies and good at almost everything, so obviously he would've been good during training too. AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S THE MC

OMG?????? HOW DID I NOT REALISE?????

Only iqbal can ruin uzair☹️✨

Not really the brightest but works good.