SecretlyMultipleFrogs🏳️‍🌈

don't ever go listen to your old favourite songs- there's bits of people and places there

Idk if it's funnier as a system or as a plural but it's definitely very relatable.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

nothing bad is ever going to happen to me ever because I am not real

i was killed once as a kid

@funnier-as-a-system

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I stg I live in a spiral domain. Occasionally (but very often) there’s ice cream truck music that cuts off just as you start paying attention to it. You can hear it from any part of my neighborhood, in some places louder than the others but without any rhyme or reason. I’ve be never seen the ice cream truck

:)

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

if I disappear one day its because Tumblr wanted me to give it my face and there's no way in hell I'm letting that happen

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

Now is a good time to say that if you voted Reform, please block me and fuck off 😊😊😊