Exit, Pursued by Bear

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

my coworker, today: being an adult kinda sucks me, who has recently bought a chainsaw: but you can buy a chainsaw

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

after spending the last hour reading about the titanic and the carpathia i can never hear another titanic joke again without sobbing uncontrollably those were real people with real lives and stories that died on that ship there were real life heroes who stayed to save others knowing they would not survive the carpathia almost blew up their engines to make it to the titanic only to find nothing but lifeboats and corpses

you cant hope to do ANY good progressive work as a feminist if you think that body shaming is a valid tool at your disposal. yes, even against men. any trait you can insult a man's body for there exists a woman with that trait who knows you arent in her corner. there are women who are fat and women who are hairy, women who are balding. women with penises and testes. women with acne and neckbeards. these traits are not exclusive to the misogynistic creep cishet men who you are trying to insult.