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I do not appreciate the third trimester leg swelling. I look like a granny with diabetes :(

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loreleywrites

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

#:(

maudlingoblin

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

inkoutsidethelines

Spin the wheel to find out your fate!

How do you feel about your new fate?

I accept my fate

I will hunt you for sport

Voting ended onApr 24

inkoutsidethelines

Since so many people were upset, here's an actual wheel of fate.

How do you feel about your new fate?

At least it's a wheel this time

This is fine

My fate confuses me

I'm not happy but I'll accept it

I'm dead

You're dead

Voting ended onMay 1

#i will tolerate it bc we're friends

bemusedlybespectacled

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

#dinosaurs or bigfoot #tis my own doing #and i'm not sorry #dinosaurs are cool

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camelidae

You’d think that having wings means griffons could get themselves down when they climb trees, but believe you me, you’ll be getting the ladder out later today.

phantomtomes

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

catchymemes

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bramblefilm

Source? The fairies told me

ladygobpire

girls will have bones that pop Very Loudly

thelooniemoonie

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

#this would need to be me #as a procrastinator and perfectionist

vagisil

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

#PREACH #i will rage until my dying day #i hate hATE HATE polyester #BRING BACK COTTON #AND LINEN #AND WOOL DANGIT #!!!

nbmudkip

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

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nicnacsnonsense

I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.

the-average-procrastinator

I hate when you drop a stitch marker in a small, searchable area and it immediately disappears into the void.

the-average-procrastinator

Nevermind it was behind the living room curtain.

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