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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

they should invent a me that's not fucking exhausted and in pain all the time

they should invent a me that doesn’t have to be human

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire