āHmm weird how JonBenet Ramsey ate pineapple before she died, and her parents denied it! What are they hiding?ā
Okay, but honestly, who cares? Look, I personally donāt think the parents did it, but itās a credible theory because, frankly, the police donāt have another suspect. However, the problem is that the police were so incompetent that people actually take this as serious evidence. Assuming the parents actually fed her pineapple itās way more likely that they forgot under the stress. I mean what are people claiming here? You think she was killed through spongebobās house? Do you think she choked on a pineapple and accidentally died, so the parents tried to cover it up strangled their own daughter... really? Even if the pineapple was involved, you know how you handle that? You tell police you fed her pineapple, which explains why they found evidence of that without making it sound suspicious. Simply denying it is a bad idea from the killer perspective.
āBut they werenāt exactly very sophisticated criminals. Criminals do dumb things all the time.ā
True. The problem with this case is people want to eat their cake, and then use said cake as evidence to accuse someone of murder (hmm is that that saying goes?). I mean that people are incredibly inconsistent. Either they are parents who made a horrible choice, but arenāt very sophistating, or they are highly intelligent psychopaths who not only killed their daughter, but actually degraded her dead body to cover up their crime. You canāt have both. Patty canāt a be stumbling buffoon one moment, and Moriarty the next.
āBut no one else could have been in the house.ā
Says who??? Do you mean because the evidence that no one walked into the broken window? The window that John said he broke? Cause thatās totally how to handle staging a crime: claim responsibility for the broken window. Anyways, this claim is pretty stupid if youāve spent more than 10 minutes looking into true crime. What people should say is that their is not clear evidence that someone broke in, which is nowhere near the same thing. The truth is people break into peopleās houses without anyone knowing all the time. Some serial killers even start that way. Yes, people even do it when others are in the house, and people even stay in for long periods of time and wait for people to come home.
āWhy would you killed someone at someoneās house?ā
Umm well honestly I have no idea. Itās weird. My best guess is that the girl wasnāt suppose to be murdered (at least in the house). It was an accident in an attempt kidnapping. Still, I admit itās weird. You know what else is weird though? Why in the world would JonBenetās parents take hours to stage their daughters murder only to keep her in their freaking house?!
āWhat about the motives?ā
Yeah, the motive for both parents is extremely weak, and by weak I mean they donāt exist. āJohn killed her to cover up his abuse.ā āPatty killed her because she peed in bed, and she snapped.ā Yeah, there is no evidence for any of this. They are just assumptions because they assume guilt. āThe Boulder police killed JonBenet to cover up their sex ring.ā See, I can make up crap too.
āPatty/John did it but didnāt tell the other.ā
Fine, but at a certain point both parents would have to be involved in the cover up. Is either parent going to risk their other child for the sake of their spouse?
āHer brother did it!ā
Look, itās possible, but am I only one who thinks this reeks of petty desperation. Itās basically saying that the evidence that the parents committed murder is flimsy, so maybe the 10 year old did it. The reasoning is the mostly just the lack of evidence that a stranger did it. This is nonsense though. A lack evidence of a stranger does not magically become positive evidence that a family member did it. Negative evidence does not become positive evidence. Especially when the the police just marched through the house and corrupted the crime scene.
āBut they called a lawyer.ā
Surprising, but very good move. Iād recommend more people to do it. Always ask for a lawyer.
Okay, so rant is over. Again, Iām not saying that the family didnāt do it. They very might have. It is of course statistically the most likely option. All that being said, I hope that if your loved one is ever murdered, that the Internet wait for a bit more evidence before acting like youāre guilty. Just in case though, you better remember what they ate last night.