Daydreams

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

uh, source?

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

So as a dm I've learned the scariest thing you can do to your players is just roll behind the screen with no explanation. So after one of my players got a new fancy sword, anytime there was a lull in the game I'd roll. I set my dc at 10, and was rolling hot for a while. Three sessions later, I finally failed, looked at the fighter and said "your sword coughs"

the way people keep asking for updates and your responses have become increasingly more curt is definitely a great little side story to this saga

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark